This man clearly belongs in the Streaking Hall of Fame. As reported by The Times of India: Students at the varsity were stunned to see a youth walk stark naked right past them, said MSU officials. “Though it was a holiday due to Moharram, there were several students on the…
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Multitasking – A Quintessential Juice Story
Here’s the story from ABC News (that’s the Australian Broadcasting Corporation): A Darwin man has been fined $2,000 for filming himself masturbating while speeding along the Stuart Highway. The man is already in jail until August after pleading guilty to carrying cannabis in the car boot and two plants on…
So, Do You Really Know What “Mayhem” Means?
I sure didn’t. I was reading through the Idaho Code (couldn’t sleep – and was almost there when I got to the definition of “mayhem”) Every person who unlawfully and maliciously deprives a human being of a member of his body, or disables, disfigures or renders it useless, or cuts…
A Very Strange Condition For Granting Bail
Just what is the condition imposed by Judge Tom Broadmore for granting bail to Mr. Ben Hana (who was charged with cannabis possession and obscene exposure)? That he wear underwear. For real. Per The Dominion Post, it seems that Mr. Hana is “… well known around Wellington [New Zealand] as…
Pig or Hog? Does It Matter?
Does it really matter if “Pig-pig” is a pig or hog? Turns out it does. As reported by The Tacoma News Tribune: A pig named Pig-pig was at the center of a courtroom drama this spring in Tacoma Municipal Court. The weighty legal question: How much wood could a woodchuck…
You Drove Drunk Where?
As reported in the Tacoma Washington News-Tribune: In May, a 22-year-old Gig Harbor man spent a night drinking at a tavern with a friend before seeing how fast he could drive his car – on an airport runway. According to court documents, the man, who worked at the Tacoma Narrows…
Man Loves Dog
If your dog is looking over your shoulder, be warned that this story may really disturb her. Hell, it really disturbs me. As reported by Kansas station KAKE: Police make an unusual arrest Tuesday evening. A woman in the 3700 block of E. Clark heard someone break into her garage.…
Doctor Gets Away With A Wrist Slap For Some Serious Stuff
If you or I ever try to pull the shit that Tennessee doctor Robert E. Grindstaff admitted to doing, fuhgeddaboudit. While he was in the hospital, here’s what went down, per The Kingsport Times-News: [from August 3 through September 8] unlicensed personnel at Grindstaff’s Pinecrest Family Practice in Johnson City…
Why Having Milk Delivered To Your Home Became An Attractive Option
If you fancy a little weed with your milk delivery, you could have had it, for a little while. As reported by The Belfast Telegraph: An OAP milkman supplied cannabis to pensioners to ward off their aches and pains, a court heard today. Robert Holding, 72, delivered the drug –…
Surely One Of The Most Idiotic Prescription Drug Warnings
People often ask how I find the stories for Legal Juice. I found this one on the back page of the “A” section of yesterday’s Washington Post. I was skimming a full-page ad for a new allergy drug called “Xyzal.” Ignore, if you can, the idiotic name “Xyzal.” In the…