Colorado bus driver Jim Moffett is a hero, regardless of what the State Patrol thinks. As reported by the Rocky Mountain News: Two elderly women exited the bus and tried to walk across Federal to their trailer home on the east side, Moffett’s stepson Ken McDonald said Tuesday. “With that…
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Judge Cites Ludacris?
Oh no you didn’t just cite Ludacris, federal Judge Terence T. Evans. Okay, maybe “cite” is a little misleading, but still … from footnote 1 in U.S. v. Murphy The trial transcript quotes Ms. Hayden as saying Murphy called her a snitch bitch “hoe.” A “hoe,” of course, is a…
The 20th Time? Definitely NOT A Charm
Certainly all relationships have their ups and downs, but this is ridiculous. Chalie Simon, a 19-year-old sophomore at the University of Colorado, and her ex-boyfriend had, according to him, broken up about 20 times over the course of a year! I’m guessing that he broke up the 20th time, and…
What Family Wouldn’t Be Proud To Have Two Brothers Who Are Judges?
Perhaps there is one such family. It involves something that has probably never happened before, nor is it likely to ever happen again. On the same day, the New York Commission on Judicial Conduct found that two brothers should be removed from the bench. The North Country Gazette identified the…
Doesn’t Know … From A Hole In The Ground …
I think it’s safe to say that virtually everyone has heard the expression “doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.” With that in mind, here’s an excerpt below from a Florida disciplinary case against Dr. G.K. Dwarka Nath: 37. The pathology report for the “colonoscopy” biopsy found…
Okay, So This Judge May Not Be A Racist, But He Definitely Has No Future In Comedy
Let’s say you are Sheikh Khalid Ben Abdfullah Rashid Alfawaz, you’re rich, and you’re getting a divorce in an English court. During a Hearing, here are some of the judge’s comments: That the sheikh could choose “to depart on his flying carpet” to escape paying costs. That the sheikh should…
Damn Skunk Lover
What do you do to a guy who feels bad for a trapped animal frying in the sun (with no food or water) so he moves the cage? You arrest him, of course. No worries, though. Read on (from UPI): Charges were dropped Thursday against a Utah man who moved…
Think This Guy Is Drunk?
Think this guy is drunk? You’ll know for sure at 45 seconds.
Teacher Hair Today, Gone …
Since the Juice is against school dress codes, how do you think he feels about “hair” codes? Check this out, from The Hindu (the “Online edition of India’s National Newspaper”): In a bizarre incident, a teacher snipped off the hair of five students in a school in Burdwan district of…
You Were Doing What In The Restroom?
As reported by the Associated Press: A man was arrested after a government agent allegedly found him in an office building restroom lying next to an inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down. Seems he’s got a thing for mannequins, too.