If you’re going to break into a tavern and steal 4 1/2 cases of beer, it’s not a good idea to leave YOUR LIBRARY CARD ON THE FLOOR. Yes, these are allegations, but it sure doesn’t look good for 34-year-old Kristopher Lehnhardt of Sheboygan, Wisconsin. As reported in The Sheboygan…
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That’s Not A Letter Sticking Out Of The Mailbox
What else would you put in a mail slot on a door other than a letter? A penis, or course. Such was the case with Mr. Bryan Owens. And it wasn’t easy. As reported in The Sun: Prosecutor Paul Caulfield said: “He had adapted the draft excluder to make a…
Your Honor, You’ve Been Served
Judge Paul Cosgrove was already having a bad day. He was at a meeting of the full Canadian Judicial Council, trying to keep his job. (A panel of 5 judges had voted 4-1 to remove him.) And at that meeting (per the Globe and Mail) … Adding to Judge Cosgrove’s…
Tell Me You Didn’t Crash That Funeral
Son of a biscuit! She did crash that funeral. As reported by FoxCarolina.com: According to a[n] incident report, Nicole Leonard walked into the church while the funeral was going on and started dancing near the casket. Sure, that’s weird, but read on. The report said that Leonard then started waving…
So Much For “No Cussing” Week
No offense (really) to the kid who started all of this “no cussing” stuff (notice I didn’t say “shit” – doh!), but really, are words in and of themselves “bad?” Has the word “shit,” by itself, ever hurt anyone? What about “You’re fat” or “You’re ugly” or “You’re stupid?” Off…
You Sent A Cell Phone Video Of What?
Is it just me (it often is), or is it a little strange for a couple to exchange cell phone videos of their genitals? Because that was Christopher Walker’s explanation for sending a cell phone video of his genitals to … not his girlfriend! Doh! Per the BBC: When interviewed,…
You Slept Through What?
Generally, The Juice is not inclined to prejudge a pending action, but, IMHO, THERE IS NO WAY THIS WOMAN SLEPT THROUGH THIS! NFW. As reported by the Chicago Tribune: A Buffalo Grove woman is accused of allowing an underage drinking party in her home after her son and 17 other…
Very Uncool Multitasking
Sure, I’ll bet just about every one of you has talked on a cell phone while driving. But a Kettering, Ohio woman took it to another level. As reported by The Dayton Daily News: Police in Ohio say a woman has been charged with child endangering after another motorist reported…
Best Defense Strategy Ever? “Her Breasts Are Too Big”
Truth – this defense was really used in court. The charge against Japanese pin-up Serena Kozakura was kicking a hole in a door, and then crawling through it to enter an apartment. She was convicted. On appeal, Serena’s lawyer argued that, with a 44-inch chest, she could not possibly have…
It Defintely Pays To Look Where You’e Going … Or Does It?
That, Juice readers, is the question of the day. It will be answered when Sarah Welch has her day in court from … (see YouTube video below). As reported by TMZ.com: Sarah Welch — a model and former contestant on “The Bachelor” — is suing several companies involved with the…