Legal Juice

I think this dog skipped a lot of classes at the Police K-9 Academy…

Remember the neighborhood kid who used to stick a firecracker in a tadpole’s mouth and light it? Or the kid who smeared lightning bugs on each fingernail and proudly held up his hands? No? (And no, it wasn’t me! He lived in my neighborhood, and his name is …) Anyway,…

Longtime Juicers may remember this one. Rockproof.

Darren Mirren, age 16, had an interview scheduled with a commercial cleaning company. He didn’t show. When they called him, he said he didn’t know how to find the office. So they rescheduled the interview. Again he didn’t show. Prepare yourself for this: He didn’t get the job! OMG. Can…

What do you do when your kid steps in poop? Here’s what one woman did, as reported by UPI: [Norwalk, Connecticut] City Attorney M. Jeffry Spahr said Kelly DeBrocky of Mahopac, N.Y., filed suit against the city April 7, seeking $100 compensation for her child’s ruined shoes and tickets for…

Kids, if you’re not ready for the test, do NOT go down this road. As reported by Northland’s News Center: A school in Duluth received quite the scare Monday. Around noon, the Nettleton Magnet School was evacuated after a 911 call claimed that someone was shot on the campus. “It…

Two friends, Robert John (age 20) and Carl Thorpe (age 26) ran into each other in town. They had a few drinks and returned to Mr. Thorpe’s apartment to watch a DVD “featuring football [soccer] hooligans,” as reported by the BBC. [The DVD] featured footage of fans biting each other.…

This takes BFF to a whole nother level. As reported by WKBW – TV in Buffalo, New York: City of Tonawanda Police tell us of a most bizarre scene on Longs Avenue early Monday morning. It started with a call to law enforcement, after Longs Avenue Resident Jenny Stickles reported…

A motorized barstool! Think about it. You hop on it at home, drive right into (and up to) the bar, down a few, then drive back home. Brilliant! The proud owner, Kile Wygle, said it can go 38 mph! Luckily for him, he was “only” going 20 mph when he…

Criminals don’t always make the best decisions. Here’s an excellent example, as reported by the South Asian Post: Angry villagers in eastern India [Jharkhand] burned eight robbers and beat four others to death, police said. About 20 robbers raided a remote village in Jharkhand state, but were surrounded by hundreds…