Drunk people often do really stupid things, as illustrated by the acts of a gentleman in New Port Richey, Florida. Per the St. Petersburg Times: A man was arrested Friday after deputies said he called 911 multiple times to complain his mother took his beer away. BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!…
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Tell Me You Didn’t File A Claim Against Your Employer For This
It would be harder to make this stuff up than to tell you about it. Yes, Mr. Imran Khan, or Bristol, England, filed a claim against his employer for offering wine as an incentive. Mr. Khan, a Muslim, claimed that he was a victim of racial and religious discrimination because…
Really? A One Month Suspension For This?
Remember the post the other day about the doctor who got a one week suspension for having a sexual relationship with a patient? Well, Dr. Mark Blaylock got a one month suspension for … putting a picture of a government official in the trash! For real. Dr. Blaylock is the…
What Can Happen If You Fall Asleep In Class?
At least, don’t fall asleep in Melissa Nadeau’s class. Why not? Just ask Vinicios Robacher, a 15-year-old student in Danbury, Connecticut. When Vinicios crashed, Ms. Nadeau allegedly awoke him by slamming [the palm of] her hand down on his desk so hard that it injured his left eardrum! The boy’s…
Standing Tall, or Being Boneheaded?
So this young lady (19 years old) in Georgia was busted for passing a stopped school bus. She claims she didn’t see it because her view was blocked by 2 trucks. The judge didn’t buy it, and, per the Atlanta Journal Constitution, sentenced her to … ..write 2,500 times, “I…
Not So Legal Juice …
Times are tough. Some folks can’t even pay their electric bill. Reuters reports the case of man who went about getting his juice in an unusual and very dangerous way. The 36-year old man from Sibbesse in Lower Saxony concocted the plan to steal electricity after the power company cut…
Man Unable To Keep $2,001 Jackpot He Won?
Man goes to Presque Isle Downs & Casino in Pennsylvania. Man plays slots. Man wins $2,001 jackpot. Man can’t keep the jackpot? Nope. And here’s why, per the Erie Times News: The man, 55, had banned himself from the state’s casinos under a Pennsylvania Gaming Control Board self-help program. What…
What? No Dinner?
When some folks are ready for supper, there’s just no telling what they’ll do if it’s not ready. What this fella allegedly did will make it very difficult for his wife to prepare dinner for him, at least in the near future. From the Charleston (West Virginia) Daily Mail: A…
Horse And Donkey Finally Get Their Day In Court
Sadly, this is not The Juice’s first report on crimes of this ilk. Click here for a recent story, and here for another. The most recent report comes from news.scotsman.com. A pensioner has been sent to prison for having sex with a horse and a donkey. Joseph Squires was sentenced…
They Were Caught … Kissing
Think about this story next time you kiss your girlfriend/boyfriend in public. From the Arab Times: Police arrested a Kuwaiti youth and his compatriot girlfriend [in Kuwait City] for consuming alcohol and behaving indecently while swimming opposite Al-Sha’ab Al-Bahari, reports Al-Watan Arabic daily. Police rushed to the site after receiving…