Not to be sexist, but if you don’t recognize that quote, you’re almost certainly female (or young, or old). Why does The Juice say this? Because it’s a classic line from a classic “guy’s” movie called … Animal House. But back to the story at hand, we have a…
Due to the success of The Walking Dead, zombies are in. Nevertheless, they are not real. As reported in The Brooklyn Paper’s Police Blotter (Williamsburg): A drunk man with a vision smashed up several storefront windows while raving about the coming zombie apocalypse, cops said. The visibly intoxicated man broke…
People are always going on about how loyal dogs are. Well, I’ll will go with this guy over the loyalest of dogs. Why? Well, as reported by The Colorado Springs Police Department: On Saturday 03/21/2015 at approximately 0123 hours, Officers were dispatched to the 2100 block of Eddington Way reference…
Sure, it seems like a stupid defense. But it does seem to work every now and then. Anyway, as reported by The Florida Times-Union (at jacksonville.com): A Jacksonville police officer disciplined for a widely circulated picture of him in uniform closely embracing his girlfriend is in trouble again. This time…
You may like shopping at Walmart. You may like working there, or you may have no choice but to work there. But if you think they give a damn about their employees, spend 30 minutes on the internet and you’ll learn otherwise. The Juice can understand an employee doing something…
The Juice has come across some strange fetishes in his thousands of posts over the years. This may be the strangest yet, as reported by The Philadelphia Inquirer. The Mayfair Town Watch reported yesterday on its Facebook page that the “Swiss Cheese Pervert” has been terrorizing neighborhood women. Yes, you…
Following the law is important. This includes all of them, not just the traffic laws … As reported by The South Florida Sun-Sentinel: Two Broward County traffic judges dismissed 24,000 pending red-light camera ticket cases Monday, ruling that the program violates Florida law. Fines from those citations, which came from…
You lose varying amounts of privacy by being on Facebook, but you can lose a lot more. Just ask this gent. As reported by The Daily News (Galveston County): Police say a man’s Facebook posts led to his arrest for allegedly stealing an SUV valued at $38,000. Doh! Exactly what…
Have you seen a hundred dollar bill lately? You can’t just photocopy copy them. This gent went to a little more trouble than that, but not enough! As reported by stlouis.cbslocal.com: A former Belleville resident is accused of passing fake $100 bills at St. Clair Square mall. Fairview Heights Police…
Regular Juice readers would not be surprised to hear about someone hiding drugs in a body cavity. However, the circumstances of this perp’s secreting of the drugs are a bit unusual. As reported by northjersey.com; Borough police who stopped a man and his pregnant passenger on a minor motor-vehicle violation…