Wow. Quite a compendium. These folks were caught (and some were busted for) having sex in all kinds of places. As reported by The Mirror, the places are … On a cop car For some people having sex in public just isn’t daring enough and they must take it that…
Legal Juice
You Stole What?
So here’s what Andrew Allen admitted stealing from a home in Blackpool, England, per the Blackpool Gazette: “He stole a dustpan and brush, a cat basket, a trowel and lawn feeder, a basket with tools and a gardening glove.” Street value – £51 ($75 US)! Dude, why? In a nutshell:…
You Don’t Understand. These Guys REALLY Needed Cigarettes …
Really? All this for some cigarettes? Check this out from the Pocono Record: Two males backed a pickup truck through the front glass door of the Tobacco Road store on Route 209 in Middle Smithfield Township at 3:38 a.m. Monday, police said. And then they took a bunch of cigarettes?…
Please. Tell Me She Wasn’t Suspended For THIS Facebook Post
No doubt regular readers know that The Juice is a hardcore free speech advocate. That said, surely most folks would agree that Pembroke Pines Principal Peter [damn you for not having a last name beginning with “P” !] Bayer grossly overreacted? As reported by CBS4: On Friday, November 9th, 2007,…
Think This Granny Is Off Her Rocker?
Yes, of course grandparents spoil their grandchildren. Maybe a little candy from grandma, or some new clothes. But how about this: 54-year-old Brenda Bouschet was arrested after driving around a Marathon, Florida supermarket parking lot with her 3-year-old granddaughter sitting on the roof! Not to worry, said Ms. Bouschet. Per…
Taunting Hells Angels?
What was this young man thinking? I’m feeling depressed, so I’ll throw a dog at a motorcycle gang? Here’s the story, as reported by Reuters: A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell’s Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling…
Giving Criminals A Bad Name …
A clever theft job in which nobody is hurt is much easier to swallow than, well, a crime like this one out of Australia. Per The Courier-Mail: About 2am, the offenders kicked in the windows of the Coffee Club in the Home Centre on Springwood and dragged a hefty safe…
VERY Unhappy Wendy’s Drive-Thru Customers
It was not a good night for employees at a Kalamazoo, Michigan Wendy’s. Why? A drive-thru order turned into a melee – outside of, and inside, the restaurant. As reported by The Kalamazoo Gazette: Kalamazoo Department of Public Safety officers said they were called to the restaurant at 2814 Portage…
Lawyer Caught In Bra “Catch 22”
All of this over a wire bra, and the jail’s dress code. As reported by The Miami Herald: Attorney Brittney Horstman was not packing heat. She was wearing an underwire bra. So what’s the problem? And when the metal detector went off on a visit to the Miami Federal Detention…
Student Busted For Farting In School?
Yup, the kid was busted for farting in school, and otherwise “disrupting” his class. From TheLedger.com, here’s the story: A student at a Florida school has been arrested after authorities say he was “passing gas” and turned off his classmates’ computers. According to a report released Friday by the Martin…