Remember that these are just allegations. A man has been charged with having sex with his dog, “a Great Dane named Christie Brinkley” according to The Palm Beach Post. Armand M. Pacher, 64, a former insurance executive, was booked into a Miami-Dade jail on a charge of animal cruelty, a…
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Drunk Guy Takes Taxi Home And Still Gets In Trouble?
Unless you’re a troglodyte, you’ve heard this refrain, or something similar, many times over the years, and rightly so: “If you’re too drunk to drive, take a taxi.” So how could it be that an Australian guy did just that and still got arrested? Let’s just say there are different…
Cavaliers Fan Just A Little Too Upset Over The News
Sure, it was a big blow to Cleveland Cavaliers fans when LeBron announced that he was headed south. But really, how upset can you get? Pretty upset, judging from this dude. From the Strongsville Ohio Police Blotter: SUSPICIOUS SITUATION, MEADOW LANE: A Strongsville man was advised by police last Thursday…
Uh. Sorry.
Seriously, I thought you were someone else … As reported by The Arkansas Times: Best reason not to work under your car In August, a Springdale man, angry at his girlfriend, went to the trailer park where she lived, saw her doing some mechanical work under a jacked-up car, kicked…
You Can’t Steal Much Less Than This
How petty was the theft? Eight dollars! But it didn’t end there, per The [Tacoma] News Tribune. Charging documents gave this account: Troy J. Montgomery went into the store, picked up a pair of tweezers and put them in his pocket. A store employee confronted Montgomery and told him she…
A Truly Up-And-Down Relationship
Certainly all relationships have their ups and downs, but this is ridiculous. Chalie Simon, a 19-year-old sophomore at the University of Colorado, and her ex-boyfriend had, according to him, broken up about 20 times over the course of a year! I’m guessing that he broke up the 20th time, and…
Sometimes You Just Have To Shake Your Head And Wonder …
You have to wonder WTF this Kansas woman was thinking, or drinking, or … As reported by The Wichita Eagle: Police said the woman reportedly pulled into the driveway of a house in the 5000 block of West Douglas at about 8:20 p.m. Wednesday. She got out, urinated in the…
Must … Stop … The … Clowns
Hey, I’ll bet if clown intruders infiltrated your house, you’d try to blast them with your shotgun too. Shot-up stuff can be fixed or replaced. But if the clowns get you, it’s curtains. As reported by the Hudson Star-Observer, a Roberts,Wisconsin man was not about to take any chances ……
What Is It With These Doctors And Boundaries?
If these allegations prove to be true, it would be a travesty if this guy keeps his license. Here are the allegations, as reported by The Sudbury Star: The Notice of Hearing document lists some of the allegations. Patient A was with Bonin from 2003 to 2008. During their patient-physician…
Geniuses Don’t Rob Convenience Stores
You’re never going to get rich robbing convenience stores, especially this way. In hindsight, it’s funny. In all other sights, it’s just dumb. Risking getting killed for what’s in a 7-Eleven till? Here’s the skinny, from the San Diego Union-Tribune: The 20-something suspect entered the 7-Eleven on Gateway Drive near…