Why do ex-lovers so often go after their replacements? How does the ex escape blame? As reported by The Times and Democrat (Orangeburg, South Carolina) Police are looking for a woman accused of breaking out a window in a car owned by her ex-boyfriend’s lover, according to a report. A…
Yes, this young lady is charged with a felony over $3. As reported by northcountrynow.com (Potsdam, NY): A Massena teen is facing a felony after allegedly breaking into her employer’s office and stealing $3 in quarters. Krystal L. Arquette, 17, of 30 George St. is charged with third-degree burglary. Court…
You’d have to be drunk or stoned to take a cab to a bank robbery and to have it wait for you while you did the deed, right? Right! This gent was drunk! As reported by The Tallahassee Democrat: Stanley Geddie arrived by taxicab and was drunk during an attempted…
Seriously, it’s a dispute over one spot in a line, and you’re going to brandish a gun? You’re a cop! As reported at fusion.net: A 911 recording has captured a Tennessee sergeant losing it over a RedBox movie rental. In the call, obtained by the Knoxville News Sentinel, Sgt. Paul…
Dishonesty is just so, so tiresome. Just tell the truth. Make The Juice happy. But no, this gent, like just about everyone else who gets busted for an alcohol-related offense, only had “a couple of beers.” He’s either a cheap drunk or a bald-faced liar. What do you think? Per…
Law school is really expensive, and it takes three years. So how can you avoid it, and still be a lawyer? Well, just say you are a lawyer. That’s what this woman did, apparently quite well, as reported by newser.com: A woman used forged documents to pose as an estate…
Was it “Wait, I thought we tested the soil?” or “Soil, shmoil. It looks fine to me. Build it!” It’s unclear what happened because the case of the sliding house has not yet gone to trial … but it’s headed there now. As reported by NJ Advance Media for NJ.com:…
Clearly he didn’t go about it the right way, and not to disparage White Castle, but having had their burgers, The Juice can testify that they would definitely go down better with beer, or any other alcoholic beverage. As reported by riverfronttimes.com (St. Louis, Missouri): A White Castle customer was…
In sports, that’s something you hear over and over. If it works, keep doing it until the other team stops you. Then adjust your game plan accordingly. Alas, sports is not like life in many regards, including this one. Just ask this gent, who was awfully fond of a particular…
Carpooling is fantastic. It’s even better when your passenger is a real person! As reported by The New York Daily News: “The Most Interesting Man in the World” may be good company, but he’s a bad carpool passenger. A Washington State trooper couldn’t resist snapping a photo — and issuing…