Except for Rich Sanchez (see photo above and video below), nobody wants to get tased. But how far would you go to avoid it? Hopefully there is not another soul out there who would go to this length. As reported by The Macomb Daily: A judge in Mount Clemens has…
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Busted For Eating Fish?
Lots of people eat fish. Probably most people. Is it really so bad to eat a goldfish? Apparently so, as Briton Chris Caswell found out the hard way. As reported – with no slant whatsoever[!] – in The Sun: Cruel Chris Caswell was arrested yesterday over the sick stunt that…
Outside The “Good To Go” … Couple Goes
Fancy having a “go” at the “Good To Go”? Maybe that’s how these folks ended up carnally knowing each other for over an hour outside of the “Good To Go” convenience store in Florida. As reported by WZVN-HD: According to a sheriff’s report, deputies responded to the Good To Go…
Mommy, That’s What You Get When You Mess With My Toys …
There’s nothing wrong with grown men liking toys, be they iPhones, sports cars, or … plastic action figures … A man in Japan was perhaps a little too attached to his toys, based on what he did when his mommy threw some of them away. As reported in the Japan…
Finally, Someone Stands Up To The Red Menace?
The Juice is of course referring to Elmo. For you Elmo fans, no worries. It turns out Elmo can take care of himself, and then some. As reported by the Orlando Sentinel: Police in Winter Park said a man dressed as Elmo was attacked at a local music store on…
Robbery, With A Happy Finish?
For those of you not familiar with a “happy finish,” have you not heard of Google? But back to today’s story, which takes us to an Australian Subway. As reported in the Northern Territory News: A female robber surprised staff at a fast food restaurant with a strip, before fleeing…
Hey! This Diet Sucks!
So, as a result of this diet, you’ve gone from 413 pounds to 308 pounds in 8 months. Awesome, right? Not according to much-lighter Broderick Lloyd Laswell. Not only is he not pleased, he filed suit against the responsible parties – his jailers in Benton County, Arkansas (the Sheriff and…
Death For Weed Dealer?
Yes, death for a weed dealer. Regular Juice readers know that certain countries, like Malaysia, dole out harsh sentences for drug dealers Case in point: M. Jegatheswaran, age 32, had just over 2 pounds of marijuana in his motorcycle basket. Per the New Straits Times: A traditional medicine seller was…
A Novel Use For A Diaper
Can you begin a life of crime while still in diapers. The short answer is, it Depends. (Get it!) But seriously, a baby was involved in the commission of a crime. How, you ask? Per The New Hampshire Union Leader: A New Hampshire woman has been indicted for hiding cigarettes…
Um. Is Another Doctor Available To See Me?
It’s always a good idea to check your doctor out online before your first visit. Had some of Dr. George Korol’s patients done so, they probably would have asked to see another doctor. As reported in The Edmonton Journal: A Winnipeg doctor who previously lost his U.S. medical licence for…