Man, this crime thing is easy. They’ll never catch us! Hey, I need some new jeans. Let’s head over to Walmart … Well, that’s what 20-year-old Dustin Matthew Marshall and 19-year-old Lindsey Samantha Scholl apparently did. And Mr. Marshall got his jeans. But when he took off with the new…
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92-Year-Old Hasn’t Lost His Desire, May Never Have Had Tact
The public library is a terrific place for a 92-year-old man to … hook up? So thought Florida resident Herbert Johnson. The library’s employees were not flattered. Per nbcmiami.com: Stuart resident Herbert Johnson, 92, has been ordered to stay out of Martin County public libraries after waging an amorous campaign…
Shades Of The Wet Bandits
Remember the “wet bandits” from the movie “Home Alone”? Their m.o. was to flood a house after burglarizing it. So, caught for one, caught for them all. While this Rhode Island gent did not flood any houses, he had a very revealing clue in his pocket. As reported by WPRI…
So Much For Anger Management Class …
Well, when you’re “managing” something, you still have to use it, right? Maybe that’s what happened when a woman allegedly stabbed her classmate during an anger management class! As reported by The Seattle Times: Bellevue police say Faribah Maradiaga [age 19] “blew up out of control” and stabbed the classmate’s…
“Oh Sh*t!” Attorney Says: That Coat With The Cocaine And Marijuana … It’s Not Mine!
Whatever you do, make sure you don’t grab Mr. Green’s raincoat! Mr. Ryan, an Illinois attorney, was on his way into the courthouse. As described by the court (Mr. Ryan is the “Respondent”): Deputy Kennealy, who was assigned to first-floor security at the Daley Center during May of 1999, testified…
Might As Well Have A Neon Sign: “Pot Growing Here”
It’s at least a mildly interesting strategy – hiding in plain sight. And sometimes it even works on TV and in the movies.In real life? Not so much, as Floridian Bryan Hartman discovered. Per The Orlando Sentinel: A St. Cloud man was arrested Monday after drug agents found marijuana growing…
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Not Your Average Dog Bite Case
Why is this not your average dog bite case? Well, because a man bit a dog. And not just any dog, but a police dog. Yikes. As reported by NBCConnecticut.com: West Haven officer Scott Bloom was on patrol with his K-9, Onyx, near the Rite Aid on Elm Street early…
Another BAD Doctor Walks?
Sadly, it’s often not the case that “as ye sew, so shall ye reap.” The latest case involves a Canterbury, New Zealand doctor. He began treating a 13-year-old girl, who then began babysitting his children. When the girl was 16, she was raped. Not surprisingly, the girl’s mother took her…
Think This Doctor Should Be Practicing Medicine?
Everyone does things they regret (or should), including doctors. That’s why there are a variety of sanctions available when a doctor violates the applicable code of conduct, including the permanent loss of one’s medical license. Check out the actions of Dr. Gregory James Wilks (Victoria, Australia) as reported by Adelaide…