You’re thinking “of course.” Like most things in life, though, it’s not that simple. Or … is it? Dude got married in Pennsylvania, and years later married his girlfriend in Nevada. Pennsylvania charged him with bigamy, and got a conviction. Not so fast, said Mr. Seiders. I got married in…
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If You Call Out Constable Jay, A/K/A “Slim Shady,” Be Prepared To Eat It
A police officer who stepped up in a Fortitude Valley freestyle rap battle has become a cult hit on YouTube, as reported by The Courier-Mail. The clip shows the officer being taunted by local rapper Fluence, who risks arrest for obscenity and public nuisance with a line about “makin’ bacon”.…
Some Very Serious Pain
Sure, getting kicked there hurts. How about getting shot there? A Vallejo teenager allegedly shot himself in the testicles Thursday afternoon, police said. Police said the 17-year-old, whose name is being withheld because he’s a minor, walked into Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center at about 5:45 p.m. with a gunshot…
Um, Dear, I Believe That Man Was Driving Backwards
Now, dear, don’t be … oh my! He is driving backwards – down the highway! As reported by tdn.com (Washington State): Police arrested a driver Thursday night who was cruising along Interstate 5 — in reverse. The 41-year-old man drove at least three miles backward on Interstate 5 before his…
Damn You Facebook!
You’ve been on the lam for 12 years. Is Facebook really a good idea? In a word: NO! And even if you are bold enough to do this, would you name the town where you’re working? Especially if it’s a really, really small town? Well, Robert Lewis Crose named the…
Inebriated Mom Has 12-Year-Old Son Drive Home
It’s not like Ms. McCollister (of Garnerville, Nevada) just gave her son the keys and said “drive.” She had him sit on her lap! How drunk was she? .299! To put that in context, having simply read a BAC that high, you should be buzzed. How did Ms. McCollister get…
Judicial System Makes Cops Strip To Nail Prostitutes?
So says Green Tree [Pennsylvania] Council President Mark Sampogna. As reported in The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette: Green Tree officials said they will not pursue any disciplinary action against police Chief Andrew Lisiecki for his conduct while on prostitution detail last month. In the letter to Pittsburgh Police Chief Nate Harper and…
Don’t Let Just Anyone Tattoo Your Back …
Is it really a good idea to let someone tattoo your back after you’ve had an argument with him? Um, NO, as a 25-year-old Australian man learned the hard way. The tattoo was supposed to be a yin yang symbol with dragons. As reported by The Courier Mail: A 21-year-old…
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Oh No You Didn’t Just Crash That Funeral, Did You?
Son of a biscuit! She did crash that funeral. As reported by FoxCarolina.com: According to a[n] incident report, Nicole Leonard walked into the church while the funeral was going on and started dancing near the casket. Sure, that’s weird, but read on. The report said that Leonard then started waving…