So these 2 cops were in an unmarked car in street clothes [sort of]. But perhaps alleged prostitute Rose M. Townsend should have picked up on the following signs: Detective Osborne was wearing a tactical vest with the word “Police” in large letters! Detective Hamblin was wearing his badge on…
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Getting High From Sewage? Worst Tenant EVER?
Yes, although it’s not exactly sweeping the nation, apparently you can get high from sewage gas. It’s called Jenkem. If this dude in Fort Pierce, Florida is any indication, it’s bad news. As reported by TCPalm.com: A rooming house reeking of human waste in the 100 block of North 11th…
Shoplifting Woman Hid Shoes Where?
If you’re thinking this Crestview, Florida woman hid the shoes on her person, you’re right. In her coat? Nope. Pants? Nope … As reported by NWFDailyNews.com: A Nov. 29 video surveillance showed the woman take clothing and pass them to the man, according to an arrest report from the Crestview…
Priest Told Congregation What?
Clearly times are tough. But check this out, from a sermon by Anglican priest Tim Jones, per The Daily Mail: He told parishioners [shoplifting from major stores] would not break the eighth commandment ‘thou shalt not steal’ because it ‘is permissible for those who are in desperate situations to take…
Illegal To Possess A Permanent Marker?
In Oklahoma City, it’s illegal for a minor to possess a “broad-tipped” permanent marker. Here’s the ordinance: § 35-201. – Prohibition on possession of aerosol spray paint by minors. No person under the age of 18 years may possess an aerosol spray paint container or broad-tipped indelible marker on any…
A Very Strange Cab Ride
As a general rule, cab rides not only lack drama, but are downright boring. There was an exception to the rule a few days ago in Sacramento, as reported by The Sacramento Bee: A cab driver had a dispute with a rider over the destination at 20th and Q streets…
Google Sued Over Underwear Hanging Outside Apartment
Google probably gets sued everyday for some wacky reason. Add this one to the list – in the “Google satellite – underwear” category. As reported by The Mainichi Daily News: A woman [in Fukuoka] is suing search-engine giant Google Inc., saying her psychological condition worsened after discovering that a search…
Santa Giveth … And He Taketh Away
What, you think Santa isn’t feeling the recession too? As reported by The Providence (Rhode Island) Journal: A man dressed in a Santa Claus suit and armed with a gun robbed the East Providence Yacht Club on Pier Road on Sunday night, according to police. A bartender had been getting…
Time To Man Up
Your wife leaves you, and this is what you do? As reported by the Bee News (New York): A Poinciana Parkway man wanted to file a missing persons report for his wife, who was staying with family and no longer wanted to speak to him. The man said she had…
Don’t Like The Food, Don’t Eat It. But Complaining? Not A Good Idea
The Juice seriously doubts that Mr. James Lewis will ever complain about his wife’s cooking again. Why no more complaints? In 2 words: fifty stitches. As reported by wral.com: Deputies responded to an assault call Friday morning on the 5000 block of Justice Branch Road and found paramedics treating James…