Unless you’ve never seen a movie or tv show, you’re familiar with the cop who makes a mess of things and ends up getting busted down to traffic. So what happens if you are a traffic cop, and you mess up? This gent is almost certainly going to find out.…
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You Call Yourself A Magician?
Seriously, if the guy is really a magician, how’d he get caught? Case dismissed! As reported by The Arab Times: The Abdali police have arrested a 65-year-old Iraqi man for attempting to sneak into the country to practice black magic, reports Al-Shahed daily. The magician was spotted between unidentified farms…
Not Your Typical Joy Ride
The Juice isn’t sure how he missed this May 2009 story, but it’s none the worse for wear. Bradley Dean Milne, age 33, had a helluva ride. As reported by the Northern Territory News: Darwin Magistrates Court heard that the couple were planning to drive to East Arm Wharf in…
Crime Victim Kills Co-Burglar, And Burglar Gets Life In Prison?
Yup. Straight from Judge in the case, as reported by The Palm Beach Post: “This case presents the strangest facts and set of circumstances that I’ve witnessed in my 28 years as a lawyer,” Circuit Judge Jorge Labarga said as he sentenced Dean to life in prison. So what happened?…
You Can Be Sure These Young Men Won’t Be Snorting Drugs Again
After this experience, it’s hard to imagine any of these young men snorting anything again, EVER. Although they thought they were snorting drugs, turns out they were snorting dogs and a man. Yes, you read that correctly. As reported in The New York Post: Waldo Soroa, 19; Matrix Andaluz, 18;…
Hit In The Face And Not Pressing Charges? You Wouldn’t Either.
You might think that someone is not going to hit you in the face and get away with it. But you probably hadn’t envisioned anything like this. As reported by fox17online.com (Michigan): Two men say assaulted a woman assaulted them with a fish last weekend. Holy mackerel! [Yeah, yeah. You…
So, Why Did You Beat Up The Guy’s Parents?
The Juice recalls hearing of a biblical passage about the actions of the father being visited on his son. Here’s a case of a son’s action resulting in a very unpleasant visit for his parents. As reported by The Spectator [Hamilton, Ontario]: Hamilton police are searching for a group of…
Three Speeding Tickets IN AN HOUR
Actually, it was an hour and three minutes… And if you assumed that the woman is a serial offender (other than the series in question), you’d be wrong. Per fox8.com: … the [Police] Chief says the woman is not a habitual leadfoot. She has not had a traffic ticket in…
Should Have Just Taken The Parking Ticket And Left …
Some things you can chalk up to just having a bad day. But this? Nope. Gotta check yourself way before your fist approaches the meter maid’s face. As reported by the Chicago Sun-Times: A west suburban man has been charged for allegedly punching a female meter maid in the face…
How Can You Tell When Someone Is Drunk?
Most drunk people give themselves away. It’s only a questions of whether or not anyone takes note. Fortunately for this lady’s 3 kids, someone took note, and called the cops. What was the first indication that she overindulged? She was driving down the road at 10 mph with her right…