You’re driving down the road in Florida and you see a beautiful orange grove, or a cow with a silhouette of Jesus on her. You’ll have to resist the urge to take a photograph unless you have the owner’s permission, at least if a Florida legislator has his way. Here’s…
Legal Juice
“Protect And Serve,” Or “Pound Into Ground Round?”
The Juice has the utmost respect for police officers. But, just as there are lawyers who do bad things, such is the case with police officers too. But there are no dashboard cameras for lawyers… Unfortunately for this baton-wielding officer (see below, at the 15 second mark), his dashboard camera…
Your Husband Is Cheating. You Fly Halfway Across The Country, And This Is The Best You Can Do?
You find out your husband is cheating on you. You fly from the east coast to Chicago, and this is the best you can do? As reported by www.triblocal.com: A wife flew to Chicago and cut the crotches out of the pants of a woman who was vacationing with her…
This Marriage Must Not Have Ended Well
It’s always nice when folks get divorced, yet remain civil. On the other end of the spectrum, at least from the ex-wife’s standpoint, we have this story out of Eutawville, South Carolina, as reported by The Times and Democrat: The victim told deputies he got into an argument over the…
Dude Could’ve Handled Getting A Ticket A Little Better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWzqwvhF_N8 If you’re short on time, skip a bunch of the f-bombs and go to the 2:13 mark. The guy’s reaction upon learning the amount of the ticket is something to behold. And you won’t find a cooler cop – anywhere. Of course, that just makes the guy angrier.
Twist And Shout? Twist – Sure. Shout? Not So Much, At Least In This South Carolina Town
All you regular readers know that The Juice is not a big fan of Big Brother. Like-minded Juicegoers probably won’t be too fond of this proposed ordinance now pending in Sullivan’s Island, South Carolina: Sec. 14-15G. Yelling, shouting, etc. It shall be unlawful for any person to yell, shout, hoot,…
Dude Forgot His ATM Card …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YILoM1CAwuk
Reptiliality? School Employee Not Exactly A “Role Model” – Found With Videos Of Woman Engaged In Sex Acts With Horses, Dogs, A Frog, A Donkey, A Gerbil, And A Snake On His Computer
A frog? Forget about the mechanics of it (if you can). How can someone possibly derive sexual pleasure watching a woman and a frog? At least one gent did, as reported by The Sun: Michael Hall, 46 — who is also a school governor and worked on a council panel…
Let’s Call This Would-Be Robber “Butterfingers”
Writing U.S. Attorney A Letter On Toilet Paper? Bad Idea
A Texas Inmate named George Morgan filed a habeas petition, which the state moved to dismiss. This didn’t sit well with Mr. Morgan. So he wrote a note to assistant U.S. attorney Susan San Miguel on toilet paper. What did the note say? As reported by Courthouse News Service: “Dear…