Who doesn’t want a Land Rover? Even if you are going to steal one, clearly this is not the best way to go about it. As reported by FloridaToday.com: A 24-year-old man is in jail today after sheriff’s investigators said he broke into a car dealership, drove through two sets…
When you think of a crime spree, don’t you think of a string of similar crimes? Irishman Richard William O’Flynn, in Australia on a 2-year visa, defied convention with his spree. As reported by livenews.com.au: His most bizarre act was to take a goldfish into a Ticketek office in the…
The Juice has shared many “911” stories over the years. (Click here for all Juice posts with “911.”) This one is clearly “top 5” material. As reported by The Sandusky Register (Ohio): Officers responded to the 100 block of E. Water St. at 3:17 a.m., where several bar patrons had…
“We just robbed the Chicken Shack! We just robbed the Chicken Shack!” Okay, so these Lakeland, Florida perps didn’t actually yell that out, but they might as well have. As reported by wtsp.com: Tuesday morning, Officers Tony Williams and David Kaiser responded to reports of a burglary at the Chicken…
This is really gross and weird. Who likes sucking blood so much that he would do it for 2-3 minutes? Why would you let someone do that? As reported by The Arizona Republic: A vampire-crazed man was sentenced Monday to three years probation for stabbing a friend who had refused…
There’s a dress code at the mall? At least at the Quaker Bridge Mall in Trenton, New Jersey there is. And in case you think the saggy pants looks is a male thing, think again. As reported by The Lawrenceville Patch: Ashley L. Diggs, 24, of the 800 block of…
Next time you want to do something nice for a neighbor, think about this story, and then do it anyway. Because there can’t be a lot of neighbors with this particular dynamic … As reported by wftv.com: Authorities said Joseph Florence was upset with how his neighbor’s yard looked, so…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bomk0d5WvLU Yes, it’s German. But the language is irrelevant, as you’ll see.
No offense to the kid who started all of this “no cussing” hullabaloo, but really, has the word “shit,” by itself, ever hurt anyone? Right. What about “You’re fat” or “You’re ugly” or “You’re stupid?” Off the soapbox, though, and on to Mr. Anthony Ruano. Seems that young Mr. Ruano…