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Chickens Make The Ultimate Sacrifice For The Team
Who knew chickens were so into baseball? Some Texas chickens paid the ultimate price just to try to help their team. As reported by The Houston Chronicle: Fort Worth area police are investigating whether two prep baseball players sacrificed chickens in a bid to improve their games. Apparently practicing more…
A Bait Car? No Way Is This A Bait Car!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5RDdyX4UKo Yeah, no way this is a bait car. This guy clearly knows his business.
Forger Shows Up For Sentencing With A Doctor’s Note …
Hmm. A woman convicted of forgery appeared in court to receive her sentence. She asked the judge for a postponement due to health reasons, and presented a doctor’s note. Hmm. As reported by the San Luis Obispo Tribune: Michelle Elaine Astumian was free on $45,000 bail and pleaded no contest…
Stay In Luxury, Anywhere, For Free!
How can you stay in a luxury accommodation for free? You can follow this gent’s lead, as reported by The Panama City News Herald: According to the Bay County Sheriff’s Office, the three businesses were approached by a man who claimed to have $20 million to invest in the purchase…
“Dirty Bastard” Is Okay, But “Raging Bitch” Isn’t?
What’s in a name? Plenty, if you’re talking about beer names and the Michigan Liquor Control Commission. You’re in trouble when the standard you’re using, as here, is whether the product is “deemed … to be detrimental to the health, safety or welfare of the general public.” A little vague,…
Brilliant!
Granny Socks It To Burglars
Burglary is one thing, but punching an elderly woman in the process? Not cool, and in this case, not effective either. Turns out granny can take care of herself, and then some. As reported by thisisnottingham.co.uk: Joan Parmenter, 79, discovered Luke Clay with his brother, Lee Clay, in her front…
Legal? No. Funny? Hell Yeah.
Yes, Judges Take A Lot Of Crap, But …
Judges put up with a lot of crap, figuratively, and, well, sometimes literally. Tyrone Clarke, of Trinidad & Tobago, came to court with two bags of “human feces” in his pockets! As reported in the Trinidad & Tobago Express: On January 8, Maharajh-Brown, who was presiding in the Eleventh Court,…