While there’s never a good reason for driving drunk, some are clearly stranger than others. For example, as reported by The Courier Mail: The 55-year-old [woman] from St Kilda East was caught outside the Prahran Police Station on Friday night and recorded a reading of 0.052. It was her second…
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Free Food From Grocery Store On Easter Friday!?
Well, it wasn’t supposed to be free. In fact, the store wasn’t even supposed to be open. But when you rely on computers too much, well, here’s what can happen, as reported by 3news.co.nz: A security system computer glitch is being blamed for the doors opening and the lights coming…
Do You Think Employers and Employees Can Drop The F-Bomb in Italy?
Well … yes, and no. Okay, maybe. According to the Court’s latest ruling, yes. According to some prior rulings, no. Read on, from ANSA.it: It is OK to say ”Who the f*** do you think you are?” to a boss as an ”instinctive” reaction to being reprimanded, Italy’s highest court…
Congressional Candidate Says He Deserves A Second Chance – Needs More Than That
Like this young man who is running for Congress in Illinois, The Juice believes that pretty much everyone deserves a second chance. Just one problem for him, he used it, along with a third chance, and a fourth … Said Matthew Woodmancy of Peoria, as reported by The Peoria Journal…
Sometimes You Just Need To Keep Quiet … And Holster Your Middle Finger
Want to turn that fine into some jail time? Easy – just flip off the judge and let the cuss words fly.
Thanks Perps! 2 Very Easy DUI Busts In Illinois …
Like everyone else (except the perps), The Juice is pleased when drunk drivers make things easy for the fuzz. As reported by The Beacon-News (Illinois): A 43-year-old Oswego woman was charged with drunken driving after police responded to calls about a woman throwing up out of her car at 6:40…
Didn’t I Tell You Not To Park There?
Having been ticketed for almost every imaginable violation of the traffic code (parking too close to an intersection, parking too close to an alley, parking too far from the curb, parking at a broken meter [under prior law], along with all the typical violations), the Juice no longer parks illegally.…
Hint: Put The Ski Mask On BEFORE The Robbery!
So You’re Blind, And You’re Driving?
If you think it’s obvious that someone pretending to be blind would know better than to drive, you would be wrong. As reported by ANSA: An Italian man claiming benefit for blindness was caught driving a car and arrested Monday. The unnamed man, 67, had claimed some 60,000 euros [$86,000…
This’ll Make The Prosecutor’s Job Pretty Easy
If you want to be sure you’ll be caught and convicted, just commit the crime in a courtroom, in front of the judge. As reported by y100.com: A Broward woman is hospitalized with a broken nose and broken bones in her cheek after she’s allegedly attacked by her husband in…