You did NOT just pull a gun on the clerk for that amount of money. As reported by The Chicago Tribune: A Cook County judge set bail at $50,000 today for a man charged with displaying a handgun to a convenience store clerk who refused to give him 99 cents.…
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Yikes! Do NOT Make This Woman Angry!
In her wake, a woman from Lillington, North Carolina, left 2 injured men, one of them a police officer. Warning: Men, reading this will likely cause you to cringe. From The Daily Record: Rebecca Arnold Dawson of Lillington was in court again on charges of assaulting Lillington Police Officer Ronnie…
Help! Anyone! She’s “Practicing” Geology Without A License!
This crew makes the Montana Board of Barbers and Cosmetologists look great! I’m talking about the Florida Department of Business and Professional Regulation. As reported in The Ledger: It began in 2005, when Sydney Bacchus, who holds a master’s degree in biology from Florida State University, spoke at a public…
Better Than Driving Drunk? Or Not?
(Pretty provocative title, right? The Juice is looking forward to the MADD emails.) Who is a better driver: a drunk 40-year-old or … a 13-year-old boy? Unfortunately, the drunk guy did not give himself the choice of “none of the above.” As reported by The Seattle Times, he went with…
Not Your Average Lawsuit …
“A woman who impaled herself on a picket fence when she fell while urinating from an unprotected veranda has sued her former fiance for substantial damages…” Yikes! Here’s the rest of the story.
With A Nod To The Weiner Matter, And To The Graduation Season …
Before you jump all over 19-year-old Calvin Morett [not pictured above – that dude is a “model”], remember that you were once 19 too. It seems Mr. Morett was not content to throw his cap in the air. Instead, he came to graduation dressed as a 6-foot penis, and sprayed…
So You Can’t Pay Your Bill With Pennies?
The much maligned and often stepped over penny took another hit in Utah. As reported by The Deseret News (Salt Lake City): On May 27, Jason West went to Basin Clinic prepared to dispute an outstanding bill, according to Assistant Vernal Police Chief Keith Campbell. West, 38, apparently did not…
Maybe He Was Just Keeping The Pills Warm?
There’s often an innocent explanation for even the weirdest behavior. Let’s just say you want to keep some pills warm. Where on your body would you put them to accomplish this? Now it’s not like your hiding them – just keeping them warm. Well sir, as reported by the Northwest…
What Body Part Would You Give Up For An iPad 2?
Now remember, we’re talking about an iPad 2, not just an iPad … From a report in the Global Times … A teenager in China sold one of his kidneys to buy an iPad 2 … A kidney!!!!! The 17-year-old boy, identified only by the surname Zheng, searched the internet…
Sure, “Iron Man” Was Good, But Dude, Seriously …
So 55-year-old Wyoming resident David Anthony Vaughn was enjoying “Iron Man” at the Eastridge Movies when the unthinkable occurred – the projector malfunctioned. Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! When Mr. Vaughan demanded a refund, he was offered a voucher to see another movie. Maybe a later showing of “Iron Man?” Anyway, as reported in…