Technically it’s a burglary, since the home was broken into, and something was stolen. But really, jellybeans? And nothing else? As reported by the Erie Times News: Police said the burglar broke the window in the front door of a home in the 12000 block of East Lake Road in…
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This Marriage Did Not End Well, At Least From His Perspective
Perhaps this man’s ex-wife had no hard feelings about the end of the marriage. He, on the other hand, was clearly not pleased with the outcome. As reported by kdvr.com: Ronald Smith, 58, broke into his ex-wife’s home and poured an unknown substance into a baby grand piano, put raw…
Maid Canned For “Ruining” Family With Black Magic
If you don’t like the maid, why not just fire her? And if you guessed that this didn’t happen in the US, you’re right. It was in Kuwait. Per the Arab Times: Police have arrested an Asian housemaid for allegedly ‘ruining’ the family of her sponsor through black magic, reports…
The Customer Is Always Right? Not In My Shop!
Clearly this gent is not an adherent of the age-old retail philosophy that “the customer is always right.” As reported by wdrb.com (Louisville, Kentucky): A smoke shop owner is in trouble with the law after police say he pulled a gun during a dispute with a customer. It happened on…
You’ll Never Guess What This Kindergartner Brought To Show And Tell
“Show and tell” didn’t turn out too well for the mother of a Missouri kindergartner. As reported by kctv5.com: The task for the fresh-faced kindergartner students was to bring important family items for show and tell. But one kindergartner floored his teacher and local law enforcement officers when police say…
Not Your Average DUI
Remember, this guy was allegedly drunk. So what kind of DUI was it? Per the Beaver County Times (Pennsylvania): An Ohioville police report said a 911 call came in at 1:40 p.m. Thursday for an “out-of-control male” in the 6000 block of Tuscawaras Road. Hmm. Seems pretty average so far.…
No, You Can’t Work In This Jail. But You Can Stay …
It’s hard finding work in this economy. But the economy had nothing to do with this gent not getting a job with the sheriff’s department in Warren County, Mississippi. That would have been due to the outstanding warrant for his arrest! Per The Herald Tribune (Florida): Authorities say Ronald Wade…
Apparently No Celebrities Visit This Virginia County
Why would The Juice presume that no celebrities would stay in James City County, Virginia? Because they have a law prohibiting the use of a fake name when registering at a hotel. Here it is: Sec. 15-38. False registration by guests. It shall be unlawful for any person to write,…
Woman Not Cool With Cold Fries
Fries definitely taste better when they are hot, and go downhill fast. But it appears that if indeed this woman did get cold fries, she grossly overreacted. Per The Highline Times (Washington State): The manager of a fast food restaurant located in the 15800 block of 1st Ave. S. called…
Is A Chicken A “Beast”? Trust Me, It Matters!
Why on earth would it matter if a chicken is a “beast” or not? Well, it mattered a great deal to a man in Indiana who was charged with sodomizing a “beast.” Or, as set forth in the opinion: [Mr. Murray], without benefit of counsel, entered a plea of guilty…