Really? A frog? Forget about the mechanics of it (if you can). How can someone possibly derive sexual pleasure watching a woman and a frog? At least one gent did, as reported by The Sun: Michael Hall, 46 — who is also a school governor and worked on a council…
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You Have A Gun In Your What?
Surely she didn’t mean she literally had a gun there… But, after Ms. Patterson was arrested in Orlando, Florida, when the police asked her if she had any weapons or drugs on her person, here’s what she is reported to have said: “I have a gun in my vagina, you…
This Man Is WAY Into COD (Call Of Duty)
Many, many parents with teenage sons (or younger!) cringe at the mere mention of “COD” or “Call of Duty.” Cringe turns to dread when a new version is introduced. For the record, it should be noted that COD isn’t just a kid thing. As proof, The Juice offers you Exhibit…
A Young Man Who Did Not Take The Bad News Well
When you get some bad news, how do you react? Probably not like this young man in Fresno did. As reported by The Fresno Bee: A Fresno Pacific University basketball player went on a naked rampage Monday night near campus after being told that he had been kicked off the…
Man, That Is A Really Cool $20 Coin!
Check out the new $20 coin! What do you mean there is no new $20 coin? But that guy said … Per The Patriot News: State police are looking for a man who passed a fake $20 coin at an ice cream parlor in Williams Township, Dauphin County. Police said…
How Drunk Was She?
Let’s just say that this is not a crime women usually get busted for. Men? All the time. But, as with most things, women are usually more discreet. Not this time. As reported by wdrb.com (Louisville, Kentucky): It happened around 2:30 a.m. in the 900 block of Baxter Avenue. According…
Of All The Luck. When The Moment Was Right, Dude Stole A Cop Car!
The moment was right. And this gent was not going to let it pass. So when a car presented itself … As reported by The Palm Beach Post: A 59-year-old man was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail after he admitted to stealing a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s vehicle…
Asking A Cop If He Wants A Doughnut? Doh! Bad Move.
But not for the reasons you might suspect. Up in Douglas County, Oregon, 2 fellers dressed like cowboys offered some doughnuts to a couple deputies. Now they didn’t take offense, mind you, just notice of how these dudes were dressed. So when they responded to a burglary, in which doughnuts…
This Is Just Really, Really Disgusting
You’ve had a bad banking experience. We all have. Call him crazy, but The Juice is guessing this is not how you dealt with it. As reported by wftv.com: A customer at a bank in Palm Coast got a unpleasant surprise this morning at the bank’s drive-through. This is truly…
Stupid DC Law Limiting Photographers
Perhaps some regulation is required to prevent street photographers from setting up shop on the sidewalk (but perhaps not, as this is most likely covered by other regulations regarding businesses operated in public spaces), but 5 minutes? That’s just stupid. Here’s the DC Regulation: 523 STREET PHOTOGRAPHY: REQUIREMENTS AND RESTRICTIONS…