If you have a lot of Facebook “friends”, things like this can happen real easily – especially if you’re the type to constantly update your whereabouts. It’s unlikely this Pennsylvania woman will be quite so forthcoming in the future. As reported by phillyBurbs.com: A New Jersey man is facing trial…
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Busted For Burping?
A 13-year-old kid was busted for burping, so says the lawsuit!
Unfortunately For Him, All Gunshot Wounds Must Be Reported To The Cops
Adding insult to injury, the public is now aware of this gent’s very own Plaxico Burress moment. But for the reporting law, nobody would have been the wiser. As reported by The Corvallis Gazette-Times: Ethan Bennett, 36, told Benton County sheriff’s deputies he was at his residence at 24750 Cox…
Man With Crack Pipe Makes Bad Decision?
Yes, of course just having the crack pipe was a bad decision. But the gent could have gotten off scot-free, crack pipe and all. As reported by The Windsor Star: It all began when the man tried to rip off a cab driver, according to Chatham-Kent police. An officer responded…
Not Very Neighborly
It’s just a fact: you’re not always going to get along with your neighbors. As they say, that’s what axes are for.?.?.? As reported by myfoxny.com: New York State Police troopers arrested Erna Kostanoski, 66, of Bloomingburg on Sunday. They say one of her neighbors was attempting to remove wooden…
A Door-To-Door Doctor?
You won’t believe what this door-to-door salesman was selling. As reported by The Sun Sentinel: A Coconut Creek man accused of posing as a doctor and offering free door-to-door breast exams has reached a deal with prosecutors, lawyers told a Broward judge on Tuesday. Phillip Winikoff, 81, was accused in…
Really? You’re Using Your Taser For This?
A 14-year-old Canadian girl was arrested for being drunk and disorderly (she later pleaded guilty) and was placed in a cell. Maybe it’s just me, but how much of a threat can a girl that age – in a jail cell – be? As reported by canada.com: Roberts [the family’s…
A Surefire Way To End A Crime Spree
Man, this crime thing is easy. They’ll never catch us! Hey, I need some new jeans. Let’s head over to Walmart … Well, that’s what 20-year-old Dustin Matthew Marshall and 19-year-old Lindsey Samantha Scholl apparently did. And Mr. Marshall got his jeans. But when he took off with the new…
Registered Socks Offenders
For offenses involving socks, two British men were sentenced to 18 months in jail (for “conspiring to commit acts of gross indecency”), and put on the sex offenders’ registry for 10 years. Really. Per The Southport Visiter: Two men swindled hundreds of people in Southport out of their socks back…
Topless? Not A Problem In This Delaware Beach Town
Odds are that even The Juice’s loyal readers are raising their eyebrows. Rest assured, though, breasts may be bared in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. True, they are the breasts of transgender males, but tell that to the folks who complained to lifeguards about the “females showing their breasts.” As reported by…