Juice devotees know that Sweden really is Big Brother when it comes to names. Apparently that applies to license plates too. Check this out from The Local: Officials with Sweden’s Road Administration (Vägverket) have denied a driver’s request for a licence place with what at first glance appears to be…
Legal Juice
So You’re Just Sitting In The Courtroom …
You’re Benjamin J. Marchant, and you’re just sitting in a courtroom in Dickson County, Tennessee. You haven’t done anything, other than give a ride to a friend who does have some business before the court. And what did Judge Durwood G. Moore do to Mr. Marchant? From a decision by…
Indiana Man Literally (And Figuratively) In Some Deep …
There are many variations on the theme, including “You’re in a shitload of trouble,” or “You’re in some deep shit.” That last one is particularly appropriate in the case of 52-year-old Thomas Hovis Jr. As reported by WANE: A wanted man in Albion literally created a big stink to avoid…
Worry About The Man Who So Willingly Offers His Bathroom Up To Strangers
Some fetishes I get, and some I don’t. I don’t get this one. As reported in The Courier Mail: After a night out at a pub in Boggabri, in northern NSW [New South Wales, Australia], a group of people went to a private home on March 27. So far, so…
Strip Search? Ha!
People trying to sneak stuff into jail is not news. You can probably guess one of the techniques that is frequently attempted. Well here’s a new one, at least new to The Juice. As reported by North Country Now (New York): A Moira woman has been arrested for allegedly trying…
Of All The Bus Stops, In All The Towns, In All The World, She Chooses This One
Knowing his demographic, The Juice feels confident that most of you are scratching your heads, or mumbling “WTF does that title mean?” or both. If you don’t know, see Casablanca. Anyway, this lady picked perhaps the worst bus stop, of all the bus stops, in all the … As reported…
Definitely Not The Next Scarface
Everyone has to start somewhere. If this is any indicator, and it probably is, a life of crime is not in the cards for these blokes. As reported by BeeNews.com (New York): The clerk at a gas station on Main Street reported a suspicious white Chevy in the parking lot.…
An Interesting Way To Protest …
Let’s just hope that this was the culmination of a series of unsuccessful attempts to get the local government’s attention on some issue. Why? Because if this was the opening salvo, yikes! As reported by The Burlington Free Press: Witnesses said they saw a middle-aged woman with short blond hair…
Can You Tell Someone Is Guilty Just By Looking At Them? Hell Yeah!
This guy could not have made it easier for the police officer to bust him. He just flat-out looked guilty. From pennlive.com: Cesar Lopez, a 29-year-old Lebanon, Pa., man, was busted Saturday when he walked up to a police officer with a small bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead,…
Worst Son Of The Year?
Is this guy the worst son of the year? If he’s not, he’s certainly a nominee, The Juice thinks you’ll agree. As reported by wtsp.com: A concerned neighbor called deputies to the home of Sandra Newkirk and her 45-year-old son Ramey, after Sandra allegedly told the neighbor her son had…