Honestly, did she think she would get away with stealing from a fund for U.S. Marshal’s, police, and firefighter’s survivors? Apparently so. As reported by The Belleville News-Democrat: A 53-year-old St. Louis woman pleaded guilty Wednesday to stealing nearly $19,000 intended to benefit the families of police, firefighters and deputy…
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Man Playing Cop … Pulls Over Cop. Doh!
You could go online and get red and blue lights and put them in your grill. Presto, you are now driving an unmarked cop car. That’s the game this guy was playing. (Hopefully it was just a game, and not something nefarious, not that the judge is likely to care.)…
Maybe Next Time They’ll Listen To Grandma? Unlikely.
Hey, if you make a threat and you don’t follow through with it, people won’t take you seriously, right? Sure, but maybe you shouldn’t make the threat in the first place. As reported by ksdk.com: Madison County Sheriff’s Office investigated an animal cruelty call in Godfrey, Ill. Monday night. Cat lovers…
The Puppy? You’re Really Blaming The Puppy For Your DUI?
It’s not exactly “the dog ate my homework,” but it’s in the same family of lame excuses. As reported by The Beacon-Times: An Aurora man who said he was exhausted from taking care of a puppy was charged with DUI after falling asleep in a fast food restaurant drive-through lane…
A Dead, Eaten Hamster, And A Complaint Against A Teacher Of Child Abuse
The “lesson” this teacher was trying to teach will – with absolute certainty – never be forgotten by seven South Korean elementary school students. As reported by The Korea Times: Police Monday investigated an instructor at a rural South Korean boarding facility who bit a hamster to death and swallowed…
Yeah, That’s Not A Car Wash. It’s A Fountain.
Driving around the fountain in your car- that’s hilarious! No, not really. As reported by bt.com: A cheeky driver thought he’d found a free car wash in the shape of Wakefield’s Bullring fountain – until the police noticed the brazen bather and gave chase. The video shows the moment a…
Trust Me – You Will Not Believe What Happened At This Soccer Game
If you ever needed evidence supporting the fact that soccer fans are extremely invested in their teams, look no further than this bizarre incident. As reported by espnfc.com: The shocking incidents occurred in Maranhao, Brazil, last Sunday. According to reports, referee Otavio Jordao da Silva fatally stabbed footballer Josenir dos…
Shouldn’t You Run The Criminal Background Check Before Giving The Guy The Job?
Call me crazy, but shouldn’t you run a criminal background check before you give someone the job, especially one involving children? Er, uh, yup! Fortunately this gent’s crime only involved money. Per The Shreveport Times: Bossier Sheriff Julian Whittington says a Haughton man is wanted on felony theft charges for…
An Embarrassment To Phone Scammers Everywhere
Even the best phone scams succeed just a fraction of the time, but that provides a good living for too many people. What about a scam that has virtually no chance of succeeding? Here’s just such a scam, as reported in The Brooklyn Paper’s Police Blotter: 90th Precinct – Southside–Williamsburg…
A Dispute Of Thirty-Plus Years? Must Be Real Important!
Any dispute that goes on for more than thirty years must have earth-shattering ramifications, no? No. Just money, and horsies. As reported by The Brandon Sun: A federal appeals court says the United States Polo Association cannot be held in contempt for selling sunglasses with a logo that resembles Polo…