Remember the “wet bandits” from the movie “Home Alone”? Their m.o. was to flood a house after burglarizing it. So, caught for one, caught for them all. While this Rhode Island gent did not flood any houses, he had a very revealing clue in his pocket. As reported by WPRI…
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Wet Blanket On Iowa Wet T-Shirt Contest?
[Sorry if this disappoints anyone, but that there is a costume.] So wet t-shirt contests might not be your thing, but really, is it something you want to spend time prosecuting? In Mason City, Iowa, that would be a “yes,” as reported by RadioIowa.com. A magistrate court jury in Cerro…
Definitely Not Your Average Dog Bite Case
Why is this not your average dog bite case? Well, because a man bit a dog. And not just any dog, but a police dog. Yikes. As reported by NBCConnecticut.com: West Haven officer Scott Bloom was on patrol with his K-9, Onyx, near the Rite Aid on Elm Street early…
A Man Who Clearly Should Not Have Pets
Does marinating a cat really enhance the flavor? Hey, don’t shoot the messenger. (And please, PETA folks, no more emails. The Juice truly likes animals, especially cats.) Mr. Gary Korkuc was caught literally marinating his cat. Here’s the story, as reported by www.buffalonews.com: Buffalo police say officers heard the cat…
6-Year Divorce Case Comes Down To THIS?
After 6 years of litigation, everything else was settled in this divorce, which began just 4 months after the birth of the child at the heart of the controversy. Just what is the controversy? Whether the birth mother can prohibit her daughter’s stepmother from calling the stepmother “Mum” or a…
92-Year-Old Hasn’t Lost His Desire, May Never Have Had Tact
The public library is a terrific place for a 92-year-old man to try to … hook up? So thought Florida resident Herbert Johnson. The library’s employees were not flattered. Per nbcmiami.com: Stuart resident Herbert Johnson, 92, has been ordered to stay out of Martin County public libraries after waging an…
What Happens If You Offer Gum To A Prostitute?
Actually, Dayton, Ohio resident Tony Henderson only thought the woman he propositioned was a prostitute. Unfortunately for him, she was a police officer. So what happened that fateful night in April 2006? As reported by the Court of Appeals of Ohio, Dayton Police officer Dyan Briggs was working as a…
Hey Bartender, I’ll Be Right Back …
So you’re going out for a beer. What’s the big deal if you order a cold one, and then step out to, say, rob a bank? As reported by wtsp.com: [Pasco County, Florida] Deputies say they got a call around 1:42 Thursday afternoon of a man robbing the Wells Fargo…
A Special Offer For … Okay, Everyone
If you don’t follow Legal Juice on Twitter (@LegalJuice), you missed this, and the occasional story that The Juice thinks is time-sensitive (not timeless, like The Juice’s other posts.) Judge orders that Defendant have duct tape over his mouth for his next court appearance. Really. http://goo.gl/KD5fX And don’t worry about…
Thieves Literally Leave A Trail From Crime Scene
It was an easy day at the office for the police officers assigned to this caper. As reported by The Daily Mail: It was an early festive gift for John Dacre who had called in ‘special branch’ after the [Christmas] trees and dozens of holly wreaths and festive decorations went…