Even for those who believe in Karma, The Juice doubts you think it’s this instantaneous. How instantaneous? Check out this dude who tried to skip out on his bar tab, as reported by www.phillyburbs.com: Police said the man, who may be from Honduras, was asked to leave the Sandbar [in…
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Of Course The Judge’s Name Is “Willie”
Hmmm. The Juice was working on this post and thought this name sounded familiar, so he checked the archives of 1,854 Legal Juice posts and found this one about Judge Willie F. Singletary. The story on philly.com was now not so surprising. The state Supreme Court yesterday canned Philadelphia Traffic…
What’s Wrong With Friday?
Is it just me, or does “Friday” evoke positive thoughts for you too? For most folks, it’s the end of the work week, and the beginning of the weekend. Well sir, an Italian court took a different view of “Friday.” As reported by the BBC News: Italy’s top court has…
Some Things You Just Can’t Do In A Car
We’re not talking about texting here. We’re talking about kissing. As reported by the Arab Times: Police [in Kuwait City] have arrested an unidentified couple for committing immoral act inside a car. It has been reported a police patrol was passing by and saw the couple in an embrace. They were…
Smelly Feet And A Stabbing?
You can never be sure how someone is going to handle being insulted. No doubt this gent’s insulting days are over. As reported in The Daily Herald (Everett, Washington), according to court papers: [Dallas Amber] Smith [18] and others were gathered at her ex-boyfriend’s home south of Monroe, watching a…
Burglars Taken Down By Cell Phone They Had Already Tossed
So the cops caught these guys with a cell phone they had already thrown away? How’s that possible? Well, as reported by the Volusia County [Florida] Sheriff’s Office: A 66-year-old woman had gone to the store Saturday afternoon and when she returned to her Saxon Boulevard home she discovered that…
Streets Safe For Swedish Strip Club Ads?
Tired of the same old billboards? You wouldn’t be, if you were in Sweden. Some Swedish legislators were upset by mobile billboard ads for strip joints. Per The Local: “It’s degrading to continually be confronted with cars whose main purpose is to drive around Stockholm’s streets in the evenings –…
How Can You Tell When Someone Is Drunk?
Most drunk people give themselves away. It’s only a questions of whether or not anyone takes note. Fortunately for this lady’s 3 kids, someone took note, and called the cops. What was the first indication that she overindulged? She was driving down the road at 10 mph with her right…
All That Over A Cigarette?
If this dude decides to remain in the relationship, he would be well-advised to have a pack of cigarettes on hand at all times, and be willing to share them. As reported by The Morning Call (Allentown): Bethlehem police said a woman went on a rampage Monday night when her…
You Can’t Fire Us For That!
Of all the reasons to fire somebody, this has got to be among the most idiotic. As reported by China Daily: Two women have been fired from their jobs for refusing to drink at a company party. No doubt they would have been fired had they gotten shitfaced. Maybe each…