When I grow up, I want to be a doctor so I can … For this doctor, the rest of the sentence would have been nothing like “help people” or “cure diseases.” As reported by the CBC News: The Ontario College of Physicians and Surgeons received complaints from four female…
Legal Juice
It’s Not A Good Idea To Do This At A Drive-Thru
Drunk driving is all too common. What about driving drunk to a drive-thru, and then drinking while you’re at the window? It’s happened at least once. As reported by wmbfnews.com: A South Carolina woman is now out on bond after allegedly admitting to drinking while she was in the drive-thru…
You Offered What For Those McNuggets?
What would you do for some nuggies? Definitely not what a California woman was willing to do, as reported by whptv.com. Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles was seen opening customers’ car doors in the McDonald’s drive through at 1700 block of Olive Avenue about 11 p.m. Wednesday, according to the…
If You Weren’t Worried About Bath Salts Before …
Maybe you haven’t heard about bath salts. Or maybe you have, and think the hype is overblown. Well, what would you say if The Juice told you that bath salts could cause you to yearn for Mike Huckabee? As reported by Northwest Florida Daily News: According to the Okaloosa County…
Shoplifting Woman Hid Shoes Where?
If you’re thinking this Crestview, Florida woman hid the shoes on her person, you’re right. In her coat? Nope. Pants? Nope … As reported by NWFDailyNews.com: A Nov. 29 video surveillance showed the woman take clothing and pass them to the man, according to an arrest report from the Crestview…
Oh No You Didn’t Just Jack That Barbie Power Wheel Jeep
You did. You just jacked that little girl’s Barbiemobile. Curse you! As reported by Florida’s nwfdailynews.com: A Crestview woman was arrested recently after city police determined she had slipped an acquaintances granddaughter’s Barbie Power Wheel Jeep into her car, on the advice of her boyfriend. The boyfriend then sold the…
Can One Man Stop A Speeding Locomotive?
The answer is “yes,” one man can stop a speeding locomotive. Is it a good idea? Nope. As reported by TCPalm.com: A 26-year-old man accused Thursday of standing on railroad tracks in the area of Northeast Palmetto Drive and causing a train to make an emergency stop was arrested, according…
Hey, Swan, You Talkin’ To Me? You Betta Not Be Talkin’ To Me!
What kind of person would rough up a swan? Well, this kind of person, as reported by myfoxorlando.com: A man is behind bars after police say he roughed up a swan. John Wynne is accused of grabbing a swan by the neck from Lake Eola. Orlando Police arrested him for…
Stiffing This Stripper? Bad Idea
The Juice has not had a “booth” dance (uh, yeah, sure, right), but he can’t believe a stripper would give one without getting the cashish first. Well this stripper did, unfortunately for all parties concerned. As reported by cnews.canoe.ca: A stripper will spend the next nine months in jail for…
You Are Not Keeping That Guy In Jail For Chalking The Sidewalk!
Just to be clear, we’re talking about using chalk to write on the sidewalk. In Orlando, that can land you in jail. Really. Just ask Timothy Osmar. As reported by The Orlando Sentinel: Just before Christmas, OPD [Orlando Police Department] arrested 25-year-old Timothy Osmar for “writing or painting advertising matter…