If you’re this lady, you plunder her home! And then do it again! The plunderer’s timing wasn’t the best, as reported by The Tampa Bay Times: At first, on Wednesday, she helped herself to some craft supplies. And a knife. A purse. One hundred CDs. The window curtains. Shellie Leonard…
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LWI? La-Z-Boy While Intoxicated – Really
This story is truly wacky. First, you have a Proctor, Minnesota man who took a La-Z-Boy chair and put a lawnmower motor in it, and a steering wheel. Per the Duluth News Tribune, “It has a stereo, cup holders and other custom options, including different power levels.” All tricked out…
Four Years In Prison For Driving A Riding Mower Through Town?
Can you really get four years in prison for driving a riding mower through town? Yes, you can. As you might expect, there’s more to it than that. As reported by qconline.com: For the sixth time in his life, William “Pete” White is heading to the Illinois Department of Corrections. …
Not Your Average Snack Time
It’s really nice when a 4-year-old brings snacks to school to share with his friends, right? Well, let’s just say the boy’s intentions were good. As reported by news4jax.com: Police in Connecticut are investigating after they say a 4-year-old special needs student brought nine bags of marijuana to school and…
Dad Picks Wrong Woman To Be His Son’s “First”
It should go without saying that every kid ought to hear “the talk” from his parents. But a 42-year-old British dad apparently wanted to go the extra mile for his 14-year-old son – by hooking him up (sorry) with a prostitute! Alas, the woman dad approached was … a cop!…
Oh You’re Going To Give Me That Sweet And Sour Sauce
Even if you like sweet and sour sauce, ain’t no way you like it as much as this Washington State man. As reported by The Highline Times: A man entered a fast food restaurant at the 14800 block of 4th Ave. S.W. asking for some condiments. The clerk told him…
If You’re Wondering Why This Guy Is Shirtless In His Mug Shot …
What’s the big deal? It was 4:00 a.m. for goodness sake. Can’t a fella go out for a little stroll without getting busted? Well, there is at least one prerequisite to taking that stroll … As reported by wmbfnews.com: … the suspect, 21-year-old Kerry Joseph Jasiak of Myrtle Beach, was…
How Drunk Was He?
The Juice thinks this breathalyzer must be busted. Why? Because this dude blew way too low considering the circumstances. As reported by The Tampa Bay Times: The deputy saw sparks and smoke coming from Kevin Blazer’s Lexus just after 1 a.m. Wednesday and pulled the car over on Little Road…
A Very Strange Condition For Granting Bail
Just what was the condition imposed by Judge Tom Broadmore for granting bail to Mr. Ben Hana (who was charged with cannabis possession and obscene exposure)? That he wear underwear. For real. Per The Dominion Post, it seems that Mr. Hana is “… well known around Wellington [New Zealand] as…
Lawyer Should Have Just Manned Up And Copped To The DUI
The Juice really, really dislikes liars. Everyone screws up. When you do, just own up to it, and accept the consequences. A drunk-driving English lawyer took a different approach. As reported by The Independent: Francis Bridgeman, 43, attempted to create an elaborate web of lies to cover up the drink-driving…