So this 78-year-old woman thinks her 84-year-old husband had an affair 35 years ago. What did she do? As reported by The Daily Herald: The woman allegedly told police she pushed her husband down and hit him with a bowl and a metal pipe. Investigators recovered the woman’s diary in…
Yes, Juice readers, this is still on the books, like all laws The Juice writes about. 860.11 – Injuring railroad structures; driving cattle on tracks.—Whoever … salts the track of any railroad company for the purpose of attracting cattle thereto … shall be guilty of a felony of the second…
If you think your parents ever embarrassed you, step aside, and let this girl through. She is clearly at the front of the line. As reported by thelocal.de: A German judge has dismissed a lawsuit by a couple of swingers after their 15-year-old daughter discovered a video of them in…
When you hear the facts, you’ll no doubt agree that the boyfriend clearly had it coming. As reported by lancasteronline.com: An officer responded to Lancaster General Hospital at 9:39 a.m. Monday for a report of a stabbing victim, city police said in a criminal complaint. A 19-year-old Lancaster man said…
Yeah, firing a bottle rocket out of your butt is never a good idea. And it’s even worse if it fails to launch! From the recently filed West Virginia case of Helmburg v. The Alpha Tau Omega Fraternity and Travis Hughes: Defendant Hughes was highly intoxicated … and decided in…
For this judge, the job is apparently not all about banging away on a gavel and doling out some justice. Although she has only been charged, it’s not looking good. As reported by lancasteronline.com: A Lancaster city district judge has been removed from the bench after she was charged Monday…
Such a brilliant hiding place. Who would possibly notice a large protrusion in the front of your pants? As reported by triblocal.com (Naperville, Illinois): A 28-year-old man from the 200 block of North Smith Street, Aurora, was arrested about 6:08 p.m. Feb. 6 in the 2900 block of Audrey Avenue…
How could a 55-year-old man get arrested for playing on a trampoline? Here’s how, as reported by stv.tv. As [his neighbor] looked out of her window, she saw James Burden stark naked with a cigarette in one hand and his genitals in the other. Falkirk Sheriff Court heard the gobsmacked…
This is an example of a ridiculously over-the-top reaction to a totally harmless “event.” As reported by wdam.com: Bond has been set for a JCJC student who was arrested for a hand written note claiming there was a bomb on campus. Sounds serious, right? Nope, as you’ll see below. Judge Billie…
All this time it was right under your nose. So close to your nose, in fact, that one would think you would have smelled it. As reported by scotsman.com: A cannabis farm has been discovered yards away from a city-centre police station. And it was only discovered by chance. More…