Sadly, Michiganders, you are now on notice of this law, though you were previously bound by it nonetheless. Here’s the law: 436.201 Drunkenness on train prohibited. No person shall while in an offensive state of intoxication enter or be on or remain upon any railway train or interurban car as…
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You Stole The Wrong Dude’s Truck. Check Out His Garage.
Of course vehicles get stolen all the time. You report it to your insurance. They send you a check… This gent probably did that, but he didn’t stop there. He’s pissed! As reported by www.kens5.com (San Antonio, Texas): On March 10, Daryl McClain’s truck was stolen from his home in…
So You Hurled The Insult, And Then Administered A Beat Down?
We’ve all heard a story about someone mistakenly thinking somebody is pregnant. The Juice will wager you haven’t heard of anything remotely similar to this. As reported by TCPalm.com: A woman told police a dispute began after Jessie Mae Dorsey told her she was pregnant but she said she was…
What’s Wrong With Charging For Parking?
People wanted to park, and these gents charged them. What’s the problem? Well, it helps if you own the parking lot! As reported by The Tampa Bay Times: Two men collected about $100 charging for parking over the weekend at Chasco Fiesta. Only they didn’t own the land. The city…
I’ll Be Taking That Street, Thank You Very Much!
How does someone just up and lay claim to a street? When it’s abandoned by the city, and reclaimed, but the documents are never filed in the land records, that’s how. Unfortunately for Mullinville, Kansas, Mr. M.T. Liggett learned of this and took action. As reported by kwch.com: Head north…
“Dirty Bastard” Is Okay, But “Raging Bitch” Isn’t?
What’s in a name? Plenty, if you’re talking about beer names and the Michigan Liquor Control Commission. You’re in trouble when the standard you’re using, as here, is whether the product is “deemed … to be detrimental to the health, safety or welfare of the general public.” A little vague,…
Shortest Tenure Ever At A New Job?
Here’s how short this woman’s tenure at her new job was: Welcome Casi! You’re under arrest. Doh! As reported by The Beacon-News: An Aurora woman has been accused of stealing a designer handbag from a resale shop in Naperville — on the day before she was to start a new…
You Got Some Vodka For THAT Dog?
Unlike some folks out there, The Juice is not about denigrating women. The “dog” in question is actually a dog. As reported by The Helena Independent Record: At about 11:30 p.m. [on March 1], East Helena police responded to a report of an intoxicated dog being cared for at Smith’s…
You Broke Into Prison For That?
How crazy is this guy? Or, wow, I didn’t know copper prices were that high! As reported by The Salisbury Post (North Carolina): A thief pulled a fast one on the Department of Corrections Sunday night after police said someone broke into a minimum-security prison, stole copper and escaped. Ouch.…
Nobody Likes A Backseat Driver. But This? Yikes.
Let’s just say this lady does not take criticism well, especially when she’s behind the wheel. What did she do when her husband took exception to her driving? As reported by The Argus Leader (South Dakota): A Sioux Falls woman tried to run down her husband with a Chrysler New…