You might know the rest of the saying (“so shall ye reap”), and so might Pennsylvania dentist Thomas McFarland, Jr., but he paid it no heed. The “sewing” in this case was the dumping of about 300 used needles [and other medical waste] into the ocean, which washed up on…
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What Happens When You Shoot A Bullet Through The Floor?
Bad things, at least in this instance in Brigantine, New Jersey. As reported in The Press of Atlantic City: … Kevin Dorsey, 36, was visiting his girlfriend’s West Brigantine Avenue apartment and had the .40-caliber handgun out when he somehow shot it into the floor at about 12:40 a.m. It…
Get High, Get Mauled By Bear, Get Workers’ Compensation?
Lots of people have a cup of coffee before work. Some weed before work? Not so many. Among those who do so indulge, at least on the day in question, is Mr. Brock Hopkins. Based on the title of the post, you can probably see where this is going. Dude…
This Is How You Apologize?
You may recall the case involving Nevada Judge George Assad, who jailed a guy’s girlfriend until he showed up in court. Problem was, she hadn’t done anything! (This innocent nurse had just come to court to explain that her boyfriend just started a new job, so he couldn’t make it.)…
Do We Want A Prank-Free Society?
The Juice definitely doesn’t – and not just because it would reduce the amount of material out there. Anyway, talk about a harmless prank. And a damn funny one too … Check this out, as reported by khou.com: What happens when you drop the C and the L from class?…
Here’s Why You Shouldn’t Let Just Anyone Tattoo Your Back …
Is it really a good idea to let someone tattoo your back after you’ve had an argument with him? Um, NO, as a 25-year-old Australian man learned the hard way. The tattoo was supposed to be a yin yang symbol with dragons. As reported by The Courier Mail: A 21-year-old…
New Tax Law Met With Spells
It boils down to this: If you want to tax paranormal practitioners in Romania, prepare to become a four-legged animal – if you’re lucky. So maybe that’s an oversimplification, but not by much. As reported by The Independent: Everyone curses the tax man, but Romanian witches angry about having to…
Teacher’s Aide Suspended Because She Wouldn’t Show Superintendent Her Facebook Page!
People do need to have private lives, though at least one school superintendent feels otherwise. He suspended Kimberly Hester, a teacher’s aide, because she wouldn’t show him her Facebook page. Here’s the story, as reported by wsbt.com: “It was very mild, no pornography,” she said of the picture she posted…
Is That A Sausage In Your Pants, Or …
OMG, that is a sausage in your pants! A bunch of them, as it turns out. Per The Cairns Post: A man has been caught stuffing sausages down his pants in a bizarre alleged theft at an Innisfail supermarket. The 38-year-old Innisfail man was charged with stealing after he was…
Well, It Would Make Driving An Ice Cream Truck A Little More Tolerable …
Driving an ice cream truck must get really boring, really fast. One man found a way to make it a little less boring, though clearly a LOT more dangerous. As reported by fox59.com: An Indianapolis man was arrested last Saturday in Mooresville for allegedly driving an ice cream truck while…