The good news? No injuries. The bad news (for this young man, anyway – good for the rest of us)? This young man is in the soup. As reported by the Hunterdon County Democrat (New Jersey): Police responded to a report of a suspicious vehicle on Route 523 in Readington.…
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Worst Bank Robbery Ever?
Either this was the worst bank robbery ever, or there’s something we don’t yet know. As reported by The Belleville [Illinois] News-Democrat: [Jeffery C. Bell, 56, and Rita L. Bell, 58] entered Scott Credit Union, 648 Carlyle Ave., at about 10 a.m. Thursday and demanded money from a teller, who…
It’s A Crime To Father Or Have That Second Child …
Can it really be a crime to father or have a second child? If it’s your second illegitimate child, and you’re subject to Mississippi law, then yes. As set forth in the Mississippi Code: SEC. 97-29-11. Illegitimate children; person becoming natural parent of second illegitimate child; jurisdiction. (1) If any…
Think Twice Before Calling This Woman “Fat”
Although words can cause a lot more pain than a physical injury, a 21-year-old man who called a woman “fat” might disagree. As reported by the Lincoln [Nebraska] Journal Star: Police say a 24-year-old man is missing a chunk of his right ear that was bitten off by a woman…
“Protect And Serve,” Or “Pound Into Ground Round?”
The Juice has the utmost respect for police officers. But, just as there are lawyers who do bad things, such is the case with police officers too. But there are no dashboard cameras for lawyers… Unfortunately for this baton-wielding officer (see below, at the 15 second mark), his dashboard camera…
Is Being Insatiable A Crime?
Woman looking for hook up hooks up with man looking for same. But this was no ordinary hook-up, as reported by theprovince.com. The 43-year-old man had met a woman four years his senior in a bar in the southern German city on Monday and she took him back to her…
You’re Stealing Large Items, And Using A Getaway Scooter?
It’s truly shocking that these guys were caught, what with such a great plan and all. As reported by the Columbia County, Florida Sheriff’s Office: Deputy Sheriff Jesse Cieslik and Deputy Sheriff Will Porter were patrolling the area of East Duval Street. They encountered a subject driving a scooter on…
30 Days In Jail For The Bird?
While many police officers in the United States will arrest you for flipping them off, the courts have consistently held that doing so is protected by the First Amendment. There is nothing offering one such protection in Dubai, as an Iranian woman found out. As reported by gulfnews.com: A businesswoman…
50 Lashes For Swearing?
You’ve probably guessed that this sentence was not doled out in a US court. As reported by emirates247.com, here’s what happened: The two Saudi women, aged 33 and 31 years, had decided to go out with their children for a week end night but differed on where to go. “An…
You Call That Child Care?
It will become readily apparent why you would not want this woman to look after your kid, though you might want her in the foxhole with you. As reported by wwl.com (New Orleans): Investigators say 31-year-old New Orleans resident Brittany G. London (pictured above) is the woman who assaulted a…