Some folks just don’t know when to give up. Some do, though, even when they’re hammered. As reported by The Bee News (Western New York): Police responded to an accident on Northwood Avenue, where a car had run over a metal sign. The suspect was located on a nearby street…
Legal Juice
The Battle Of The Farting Dolls: It’s Go Time.
Throughout the years since our nation’s inception, the American courtroom has been the stage for some rather formidable legal battles. Marbury v. Madison, Brown v. Board of Education, and Bush v. Gore come to mind. Sometimes, however, it is highly unlikely that some of the biggest match-ups ever make it…
Nuns Break The Sound Barrier?
Okay, so that’s a slight exaggeration, since the sound barrier on land is about 761 mph (it varies with the atmospheric conditions). But perhaps The Juice is in a state of shock after reading that a nun in Italy was busted for going 110 mph! Really, and with 2 other…
Not Your Average Petty Crime
When you think of petty crime, what do you think of? The Juice thinks of stealing something of little value. Here’s a petty crime you probably wouldn’t have thought of, out of New York, as reported by northcountrynow.com: Jon L. Larue, 21, 5701 County Rt. 10, was charged with petit…
How Many DWIs Do You Have To Get Before They Stop Just Letting You Go?
In a 6-week span, this New Jersey man was charged with driving while intoxicated FOUR times! Each time, he was charged and released. As reported by The News of Cumberland County (at nj.com): [Anderson] Sotomayor [age 45] began his alleged traffic crime spree on April 2, when Ulrich said he…
You Did Not Just Say That To The Judge
You seriously threatened a judge on the phone, and on Facebook? Brilliant! As reported by Courthouse News Service: Ezra Osman [age 28] is the ex-husband of Iris Guillen, who works as clerk for 312th Family Court Judge David Farr, according to Harris County court records. After Osman called the court…
Bank Robber Cyclist? Crossing State Line? Nooo!!!!
As a regular bicycle commuter, it pains The Juice to have to say this, but it’s not looking too good for this fellow cyclist. As reported by The Union Leader: Police [in Somersworth, New Hampshire] arrested a Maine man riding a bicycle Friday in connection with a bank robbery across…
Fat, Drunk And Stupid …
If you don’t recognize the title of the post, go watch “Animal House.” Now. Since you’ve seen the movie, or at least the clip, The Juice can tell you that Dorfman has nothing on these two. As reported by the Volusia County (Florida) Sheriff’s Office: Volusia County Sheriffs investigators have…
Teacher Makes Idiotic Threat, Then Follows Through With It
Sure, things would go a lot more smoothly for you if you could just pepper spray people who don’t listen to you. But you can’t. Or, can you … Okay, you can, but it’ll cost you, as a Georgia teacher discovered. As reported by 11alive.com: According to a Macon police…
This Is So Uncool, And Gross
It was hard to decide whether to put this story in the “Uncool” or “Gross” category. The Juice went with “Uncool,” though it was a tough call. As reported by The Bastro Enterprise: A video that went viral on the Internet appeared to show someone in a University of Alabama…