Sure, neighbors have their disagreements. But check this out, as reported by nj.com: An elderly man was arrested Monday night after a neighbor’s fart allegedly drove him to threaten him with a gun, police said. Daniel Collins, 72, had been involved in an ongoing dispute with the unidentified neighbor for…
If you have glasses, chances are you’ve misplaced them at some point. Let’s say you are a deputy, chances are, at some point … No! Chances are, this virtually NEVER happens, although it did to a New Mexico deputy, as reported by krqe.com: An off-duty Bernalillo County Sheriff’s deputy left…
True. As reported in The Knox County Times, Camden-Rockport Middle School in New Jersey has banned farting, apparently due to a bunch of superfarting eighth-graders. This is from the Fire Cracker, the school’s newsletter: Strange, but true, thanks to a bunch of 8th grade boys, intentional farting has been banned…
This is really gross and weird. Who likes sucking blood so much that he would do it for 2-3 minutes? Why would you let someone do that? As reported by The Arizona Republic: A vampire-crazed man was sentenced Monday to three years probation for stabbing a friend who had refused…
Either these gents did an amazing job with their make-up and clothes, or their pursuer was looking through some mega-thick beer goggles, or both. Regardless, he could’ve handled the discovery that the ladies were gents a little better. As reported by The Marco Eagle: Josue A. Hernandez, 27, of an…
There are folks who garden in more traditional garb (clothes), and then there are the Pierces of Boulder, Colorado. They were spotted gardening in front of their rental unit with very little on – Ms. Pierce was sporting pasties and a thong; Mr. Pierce was was just wearing a thong.…
No doubt there are many ways to smuggle things into a country. But check out this lizard-smuggling story from KTLA-TV: A man was arrested at LAX for trying to smuggle 15 live lizards into the United States by strapping them to his chest. Special agents with the U.S. Department of…
At any given time, most students dislike at least one of their teachers. That said, you can’t just go around putting STAPLES in a disfavored teacher’s coffee! As reported by WHSV (Virginia): As of Tuesday, charges have been filed against a 15-year-old William Monroe High School student for allegedly putting…
So this woman, Briana “don’t make me pounce on you” Pouncy, told her live-in boyfriend Joseph Boykins to do the dishes. He didn’t. When she came home to a sink full of dirty dishes, it was on. They argued, and she told Mr. Boykins to leave. When he refused, it…
A 26-year-old man in Northern Ireland has 104 convictions. His crimes include, per The Belfast Telegraph, … a string of offences including burglary, theft, assault and other dishonesty type offences. And, per the police, “every single time he was granted bail he broke the conditions.” After a recent arrest, he…