In some ways, The Juice is like a comedian hoping the buffoon gets elected so he’ll have good material. Well, folks like this will keep The Juice knee-deep in oranges for years to come. Here’s yet another example of a time-wasting prosecution of an f-bomb case. The Juice has two…
Legal Juice
Um. What Address Did You Say This Was?
This is a strange one. See if you make the same call the jury did. Here’s the scene, as described in The Oregonian: The petite 24-year-old Beaverton woman got out of the shower wrapped in a towel, stopped to watch a couple minutes of TV and then sat down on…
“Naughty” or “Gaudy?”
Hey, The Juice is all for giving someone the benefit of the doubt, if it’s a close call, and there’s no history. You make the call on this one. Per the Palm Beach Post: The Judicial Qualifications Commission filed formal charges against [Palm Beach County Circuit Court Judge Howard] Berman…
Scorned Men Have Fury Too
The Juice has learned that William Congreve is the source of this oft-quoted passage: Heav’n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn’d, Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn’d. Suffice it to say that Mr. Congreve had not met a man such as this fellow: An inebriated man…
If You Call Out Constable Jay, A/K/A “Slim Shady,” Be Prepared To Eat It
A police officer who stepped up in a Fortitude Valley freestyle rap battle has become a cult hit on YouTube, as reported by The Courier-Mail. The clip shows the officer being taunted by local rapper Fluence, who risks arrest for obscenity and public nuisance with a line about “makin’ bacon”.…
This Guy Has Really Been In Jail All This Time For This?
For something that is all about “freedom,” this gent has spent a lot of time in jail because of it. For what? As always, The Juice provides you with the naked truth, this time via scotsman.com. Naked rambler Stephen Gough has been arrested, just three days after he was released…
Do You Know What’s In Your Pants?
If you were asked what’s in your pockets right now, you would probably know, right? This dude clearly thought he knew, but he was wrong … Per The Northwest Florida Daily News: On July 15 an officer was called to the Rancho Alegre bar on Hollywood Boulevard by employees who…
That Bird Is Gonna Cost You.
Regular Juice readers know that you have a first amendment right to flip off a police officer. That doesn’t mean you won’t be arrested and thrown in jail. It just means that ultimately you will prevail. Any way, the same does NOT hold true for Judges, as this gent learned.…
Going With The Belt Or The Judge?
Hmm. Do you take the belt, or not, and risk the consequences? Not that The Juice is pro-belt, but behaving is always an option – next time any way. As reported by The Northwest Florida Daily News: A 16-year-old boy has been arrested after he allegedly pushed his mother away…
Mess With The Baby Bull, Get The Mom’s Horns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLwNNC2Ckco Mess with this lady’s kid, and you may be looking at the back of her hand – coming at your face. As seen above, as reported by nbcmiami.com: A Broward County mother is accused of being a school bus bully after she took justice into her own hands and…