Being forgetful is not a crime … or, is it? It depends on the nature of the forgetfulness. In this case, it’s a definite “yes.” As reported by tcpalm.com (Florida): The crying of a 3-year-old boy sitting alone in a store aisle at night finally attracted a clerk’s attention. Yup.…
Legal Juice
How Hot Was It? It Was So Hot …
It’s been a long, hot summer. People everywhere are routinely disrobing and … wait, they’re not? As reported by lancasteronline.com: A naked couple showed up in a hotel lobby in Manheim Township early Sunday. Huh? The couple jumped a hotel’s fence to swim in its pool and then showed up…
Case Of Beer? What Case Of Beer?
You’d Have To Be Drunk To Think You’d Escape A DUI By Doing This
Even if you thought this would allow you to avoid a DUI, you probably wouldn’t do it … unless, maybe, you were drunk? As reported by kpel965.com (Lafayette, Louisiana): Police Chief Scott Silverii says 53-year-old Wayne Benoit was pulled over Tuesday afternoon after police saw his truck swerving down the…
Wait, You Mean I Can’t Park Here?
Of all the places to park your car, this is among the worst choice you could make. As reported by NorthCountryNow.com (New York): A Potsdam man was arrested for driving while drugged early Saturday after state police discovered him allegedly sleeping while behind the wheel. Francis T. Green, 34, of…
Perhaps A Certain Law Is The Reason This Company Had A Party Here To Reward Top Salesmen?
Why would a German company have a party for its top salesmen in Budapest, Hungary? Could it be because prostitution is legal in Hungary? Hmmm. As reported by the BBC: Munich Re is the world’s biggest re-insurer – in other words, the company acts as an insurance company for other…
It Was Time To Part Company After The First Flash
Assuming everything this woman says is true, you just have to scratch your head. As reported by www.timesonline (Beaver, Pennsylvania): The owner of a Moon Township landscaping business has been charged with exposing himself to a female passenger in his car. Moon police have charged 72-year-old Armando Zucchero of 233…
Not A Model School Bus Driver
Clearly this lady is not cut out to be a school bus driver. Why? Well, as reported by The Herald-Tribune (Sarasota, Florida) … A school bus driver has been fired for defecating on school grounds and encouraging a student to drop his pants and “moon” other students through the bus…
License Plate Readers: Good Tool, Or Too “Big Brother”?
Have you heard of license plate readers? They are attached to police cars, and automatically run license plates through databases. Wonder if this guy knew about the pervasive use of this technology? He does now. As reported in the Colorado Springs Police Department Blotter: Officer Podpora was on routine patrol…
A Novel Use For A Diaper
Can you begin a life of crime while still in diapers? The short answer is, it Depends. (Get it!) But seriously, a baby was involved in the commission of a crime. How, you ask? Per The New Hampshire Union Leader: A New Hampshire woman has been indicted for hiding cigarettes…