It’s just a bad idea to leave your car unlocked, period. It’s an even worse idea to leave your car unlocked with dangerous items in it. As reported by TCPalm.com: A 48-year-old man told Port St. Lucie police Tuesday he discovered his throwing knife, sheath, .40 caliber pistol and magazines…
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A Very Strange Case Of Road Rage
When you think of road rage, you think about aggressive driving, or maybe even someone pulling a weapon, right? But this? You would not think of this. Ever. Per BeeNews.com (New York): Police responded to a road rage incident on Union Road. Reportedly, two motorists were spitting on each other…
Man Busted Using “Find My iPad” Asserts Lame Defense
There comes a time in every thief’s life … Okay, so a lot of thieves won’t just come clean. But seriously dude – cut a deal. Next time you’ll turn the iPad off, or at least its location services. As reported by The Canberra Times (Australia): A court has been…
A Very Strange Car Chase
Is it really a “car chase” if the suspect isn’t speeding, but just refuses to pull over? While you’re pondering that, here’s the story, as reported by the Northwest Florida Daily News: On Aug. 9 the deputy saw a Mitsubishi traveling south on Beal Parkway with no tag light. He…
If It Weren’t For Bad Luck, This Woman Would Have No Luck At All!
I Don’t Think This Waitress Got A Tip
Hey, if you don’t like the service, tip accordingly. These three ladies, dining at a Red Lobster in Fairview Heights, Illinois, decided on a different approach. Big mistake. As reported by The Bellevue News-Democrat: Three Red Lobster customers were charged Saturday in connection with aggravated battery at the Fairview Heights…
Teens Exhibit Wholly Inappropriate Post-Manicure Behavior!
Girls wanted to get their manicure on. Totally fine. Not paying for it, and worse? (you’ll have to read below) – totally uncool. As reported by The Orlando Sentinel Ty Nguyen called police around 2:45 p.m. Thursday after the three teens ran from MD Nails on Claracona Ocoee Road after…
This Should Definitely Increase Church Attendance, Among Males Anyway
How can you entice men to go to something, like say, church? In a word – strippers. There’s some crazy stuff going on in Warsaw, Ohio… From The Columbus Dispatch: Every weekend for the last four years, [Pastor Bill] Dunfee and members of his ministry have stood watch over [strip-club…
So A Guy Can’t Just Have A Few Drinks With A Couple Monkeys?
So maybe it’s not 100% certain that he was drinking with the monkeys, but he let them out of their cages, he was drunk, and … as reported by The August Chronicle (Georgia): According to a GHSU Police Bureau incident report, a co-worker discovered Coley Mitchell, 32, partially unclothed in…
Drunk Driver Makes History, And Lives To Tell
There are some records you just don’t want to set. It looks like this Iowan may hold this record for a while. As reported by the Iowa City, Iowa Patch: Justin A. Clark, 24, of North Liberty, was arrested July 29 after North Liberty police received reports of a driver…