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Sorry, She’s Not Home. She’s Still Not Home. She’s …
It was good of this niece to look after her sickly aunt. Or was it? Her motives are certainly in question now, since her aunt died over 2 years ago and, as reported by TheSpec.com (Hamilton, Ontario) … Police are searching for the body of a Hamilton woman they allege…
You Lookin’ At Me?
As The Juice always says, if you don’t like what you’re looking at, look away! Per The Dutch Harbor Telegraph (Dutch Harbor, Alaska): 1312 – Assistance Rendered – Previously convicted assailant reported that since he returned to town, his victim has been giving him the stink-eye. An officer advised the…
Tell Me You Didn’t Put That Image On A Milk Carton!
Surely you will agree with The Juice that this food company has crossed the line. Fortunately, there’s a watchdog group who is on it. As reported by redhotrussia.com: The Prosecutor General’s Office received an official complaint from the public organization – “Russian People’s Council“. Its activists accused Wimm Bill Dann…
If A Man Could Suffer A Greater Humiliation, Name It!
There’s not enough money in the world … Per The Courier & Mail: French police say they have arrested a 63-year-old woman who was leading her 40-year-old companion along a busy shopping street by a leash attached to his exposed penis. The couple were detained on Wednesday afternoon in the…
That’s My Story, And I’m Sticking With It!
Forget about “I only had 2 drinks …” or “I was looking for the Easter Bunny…” Wait, that’s what this dude said he was doing. As reported by The Union Leader: John Fowler, 50 … claimed a man had come to his house with information about the location of the…
Woman Pretended To Have Breast Cancer To Raise Money For …
This woman who pretended to have breast cancer to raise money for a certain elective surgery deserves some jail time. Think she got it? Read on, as reported by The Arizona Republic: The Phoenix woman accused of pretending to have cancer to raise money for breast implants was sentenced to…
You’re Really Kicking Him Off The Ballot Because Of Porn On His Website?
Sadly, this story is not about a U.S. politician. This gent hails from Bosnia. As reported by Reuters: “Seven days after my campaign began, the whole planet is talking about me,” Mirad Hadziahmetovic told Reuters. “I think I have had a super campaign and proved to be the best market…
No, You Don’t Love Your Cat As Much As This Woman.
No way you love your cat as much as this woman. Or maybe you just love your husband more than she does. As reported by www.khou.com (Houston, Texas): Deputies said [Audrey Deen] Miller [42] and her husband were arguing at their home in the 6700 block of Seaton Valley Drive…
So Much For The Carefree Golden Years …
In Readington Township, New Jersey, a 59-year-old man actually went to his 88-year-old mom’s senior center residence – apparently drunk – and got into it with her. So what did she do? She put the hurt on him! Per the Hunterdon County Democrat: An incident between a mother and her…