You just can’t go around arresting people for cussing, or you may be ponying up, as this Georgia city discovered. As reported by The Atlanta Journal-Constitution: Community activist Mary Kirkendoll grew so frustrated with Smyrna’s town hall question-and-answer session, she stood up and began to leave. Before she got to…
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Is A Law Still Necessary To Prevent This Shoe-Fitting Practice?
Surely at one point this law served some purpose – maybe back when people knew what roentgen rays were. But now? It seems unlikely, though RCW 70.98.170 (Prohibition — fluoroscopic x-ray shoefitting devices) is still on the books in Washington. It reads as follows: The operation or maintenance of any…
Landlord Has Interesting Way Of Getting Attention of Tenants
He crashed his Hummer into their – um, his – house! At about 2:30 a.m.! As reported by delawareonline: According to New Castle County police, the tenants, a 50-year-old man and his 53-year-old wife, awoke around 2:30 a.m. to a loud crash at their home on Lute Court in the…
Dear, Can You Believe How Well Our New Plant Is Doing?
At a boot sale, which is roughly the equivalent of a swap meet, an elderly couple must have been delighted with the lovely plant they purchased. Certainly it was treated quite well, as evidenced by its incredible growth. So why is this Juiceworthy? As reported by the BBC: An elderly…
Can You Get A DUI If You’re Not Driving?
Of course you can, especially under circumstances like these, as reported by The Hamilton Spectator (Hamilton, Ontario): Hamilton police responded to reports of an abandoned vehicle at 4:45 a.m. in the middle of the roadway at Ridge Road near 5th Road. Abandoned? Not exactly. They found the car with the…
Water Official Lies About Water Safety, And This Is The Punishment?
Please, save your apologies, especially the ones that were part of the judge’s sentence! As reported by The Sun Chronicle (Attleboro & North Attleboro, Massachusetts): A Plainville resident, a former municipal water superintendent, must write an apology to the town where he was once employed and pay to have apologies…
Dude, Were You Never A Kid?
If you’ve never played doorbell ditch (a/k/a ding dong ditch), well, you’re from Mars. Still, as common as it is, kids who hear this story may think twice about it. And perhaps the “victims” of this harmless prank will think twice about how they react. From an article in the…
Diplomatic Immunity For A DUI?
What do you think? Is a diplomat entitled to immunity from prosecution for a DUI? As reported by NaplesNews.com (Florida): Collier County sheriff’s deputies found an uninjured Louis Vlasho outside his Mercedes sport utility vehicle at the intersection of U.S. 41 North and Pelican Bay Boulevard around 8:40 p.m. The…
Something A Saudi Boss Definitely Should Not Say To His Employees
You’re the new boss. You want to let your employees know that you’re in charge. If you’re in Saudi Arabia, this is NOT the way to do it. As reported by Emirates 24/7: The new manager at the mall in the western Red Sea port of Jeddah met the workers…
Worst Fake Cancer Scheme Ever?
Just the other day, The Juice blogged about a cancer faker. That lady had nothing on Ms. Lori E. Stilley. As reported by The Gloucester County Times (New Jersey) at nj.com: Making more than $3,000 from sales of an e-book was far from the only thing a township woman did…