Every year, somebody (okay, Fox News) finds a few instances of folks either following the Constitution (this often involves taxpayer-funded Christmas displays), or some entity trying to be sensitive to all religions (and maybe atheists too?), and blasts them relentlessly. Well, that’s a bunch of hogwash. But this? No, The…
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Even On Halloween?
The Juice is a personal injury lawyer, not a constitutional scholar. Still, this Alabama law just doesn’t pass the smell test. Judge for yourself. Section 13A-14-4 – Fraudulently pretending to be clergyman. Whoever, being in a public place, fraudulently pretends by garb or outward array to be a minister of…
Virginia Is For Lovers … Unless They Are Gay …
Let’s just say that Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell did not get off to a very good start, unless, that is, you think it’s just fine to discriminate against homosexuals. As reported by talkingpointsmemo.com: McDonnell (R) on Feb. 5 signed an executive order that prohibits discrimination “on the basis of race,…
You Think YOU Are A Hardcore Giants’ Fan? Fuhgeddaboutit!
Hardcore fans of the New York Giants were not feeling good after their team lost to the Redskins on Monday. Hopefully, though, only one took it this hard. As reported by The Star-Banner (Ocala, Florida): Authorities say a Silver Springs Shores man upset that the Redskins had beaten the Giants…
So You Say The Car Is Where?
Hey, younger drivers are going to make mistakes, especially after they’ve had something to drink. Here’s the latest installment of “Yikes” as reported by The Hamilton Spectator (Ontario): A Burlington teen faces careless driving charges after crashing into a home. Halton police say ‘miraculously’ no one was injured when the…
You Really Think You’re The Right Person To Teach This Girl How To Drive?
It’s really not that hard to teach someone how to drive. Of course, there is the requirement that you, the teacher, be legally permitted to drive! As reported by timesonline.com (Beaver, PA): Monaca police said [Bobbie Jo] Gacesa [age 36] was teaching a girl, whose age and identity were not…
That Bird Will Cost You, And Her
Regular Juice readers know that use of the bird has consequences. Here’s the latest installment of “The Bird” as reported by TCPalm.com: St. Lucie County sheriff’s deputies went to an address in the 200 block of Camino Del Rio and spoke to the 70-year-old man. The man told deputies he…
This Man Should Be Banned From Owning Apple Products – For Life!
Even if you are long on Apple, should this man be found guilty, in addition to being placed on the sex offender registry, you’d have to agree that he should be banned from owning Apple products – forever! (And, of course, any other device capable of recording images.) As reported…
You Busted The Store Window For That?
The Juice is not supporting burglary. But if you’re going to destroy property to steal property, shouldn’t you at least steal stuff that is worth more than the cost of the damage you did to break in? This gent abides by no such rule. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEyIbo1iCCQ You’ll find the source, the…
No, You Couldn’t Just Burgle The Joint …
The Juice yearns for the good old days, when robbers and burglars used to just rob and burgle. Alas, it appears we shan’t be returning to those days. Previously, we learned about the Beanie Baby robber. Today, it’s the fish-killing robbers. Per the TribLocal: Three goldfish were killed when a…