The Juice is a believer in some old-fashioned notions, like men holding the elevator door open for women. Too bad a fellow in Boston, Mohammed Warsame, is not likeminded. Here’s why, as reported by The Boston Herald: A Roxbury man was slopped with a plate of pasta, punched, kicked, spit…
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You Jailed This Guy For TWO YEARS Because He Allegedly Crossed Into Your Waters?
In what is clearly a cautionary tale for fisherman, especially those anywhere close to Kuwaiti waters, comes this report from The Arab Times: An unidentified Iraqi fisherman who was arrested by the Kuwaiti authorities on suspicion after he was caught inside Kuwait’s territorial waters has been released after two years…
You’re Taxing Santa?
What about the kids? If they find out the government is trying to tax Santa Claus, how can they believe? As reported by Reuters: The [Ukraine] government faces $9 billion in foreign debt repayments next year and its budget deficit almost tripled in January-October this year to more than $4…
No More Beer? No Problem – There’s A Walgreens Right Down The Road
No more beer? No more cigarettes? Why not head to the Walgreens down the road? Well, for starters, it’s closed. You say “don’t worry about it?” Okay. As reported by wtsp.com (complete with a video of the break-in): The burglar first smashed the front glass door of the Walgreens located…
Oh, Like You’ve Never Eaten Cigarettes Before… In A Store?
If you’re hungry and thirsty, heading to a food market is definitely the right move. This gent did just that. But when he got there, ay ay ay. As reported by madison.com: The Madison Police Department stated in a news release that officers were called to the store shortly before…
Wait A Second. That’s Not A Christmas Tree!
Regular Juice readers may recall this post about a marijuana greenhouse set up just 25 feet from a police station. But what if he told you a gent grew marijuana, in prison, with the permission of the guards! And he did it for at least 5 months before he was…
So Much For “Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold”
Actually, “hot” and “warm” revenge didn’t work out too well either for David Alan Hawkins, who had the misfortune of trying to develop a condominium project when the Savings and Loan crisis hit in the 1980s. He lost his financing, and the project, with the collapse of Queen City Savings…
A Sex Act She Couldn’t Have Done With A Bad Ankle?
Hmm, right? Whatever the act was, it got this lady in a lot of trouble, along with some other things. As reported by SFGate.com: Modupe Adunni Martin, 29, was taken into custody Thursday morning after a judge pronounced sentence, including three years on probation, said San Mateo County Deputy District…
You Call That Speeding? More Like Time Traveling
Everyone speeds some. This Illinois gentleman, though, is in a class by himself. Let’s hope so, anyway. From the pages of The Beacon News: At 182 mph, Rodney Jones was covering almost the length of a football field every second on his Suzuki Hayabusa motorcycle. That is not a typo.…
Yes, Shoplifters Will Be Prosecuted, And So Will This Gent …
Yes, shoplifters will be prosecuted. And so will folks who treat merchandise like this … As reported by The Brooklyn Paper: A 32-year-old urinated all over costly clothing inside a Downtown department store on Dec. 11, investigators claim. Dude! Police cuffed a suspect accused of ruining more than $1,500 of…