Just Another Day Working The Drive-Thru

Okay, it wasn’t just another day for one Dunkin’ Donuts worker. On that day last month, John Greco, age 46, of Croton-on-Hudson, New York, decided to pick up some coffee at the drive-thru, without any pants on! So when he picked up his order, his toolkit was there for all to see. The ever-vigilant worker got his tag number, leading to Greco’s subsequent arrest for public lewdness. Per the AP report:

Police released a statement Thursday saying it was “unknown how Mr. Greco took his coffee that day.”

Ba-da-bing. Everybody’s a comedian.