A guy walks into a Mexican restaurant with a sword (this is not the beginning of a joke). Seriously, a guy walked into a Mexican restaurant in San Antonio with a sword, as reported by The Houston Chronicle (chron.com).
[Adam] Kramer [age 28] ordered six tacos at Alondras De Jalisco on South Loop 1604 at about 2:30 p.m. on Dec. 2, according to documents released Friday. When the waitress told Kramer how much he owed, he responded that he was going to take them for free, officials said.
When the waitress told Kramer that he had to pay for his food, he allegedly started sliding what is described as a large sword in and out of a black sheath on his waist, the affidavit says.
That’s nice, sweetie, but that’ll be …
The waitress asked the cook to come talk with Kramer, who left the building when the phone rang, according to the affidavit. Kramer went to his vehicle before walking back to the restaurant, still allegedly carrying the large sword, so the waitress locked the door, documents state.
“Mr. Kramer was yelling that he wanted his free tacos or somebody was going to die,” the affidavit says.
Yes, it sounds made up, just like so many of The Juice’s posts. But it’s true.
Kramer eventually drove out of the parking lot in a black Toyota truck, according to authorities. He was picked up by Bexar County Sheriff’s Office deputies the next day on a separate charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
The waitress was able to pick out Kramer’s photograph from a lineup and also identified the sword, documents state.
Kramer is also facing a third charge, for attempted robbery, according to records.
If you’re wondering what Mr. Kramer is up to now …
… [he] remains in the Bexar County Jail with a bail amount of $50,000.
Here’s the source, including a mug shot of Mr. Kramer.