Sure it’s true that kids these days do a lot of things sooner than kids used to. But this? Yikes. As reported by Reuters:
A ten-year-old Norwegian boy came up with a novel excuse after he drove his parents’ car into a snowy ditch on Wednesday morning: he told police he was a dwarf who forgot his driving license.
The boy lives near Dokka, a town about 110 kilometres north of Oslo. Sometime before 0600 local time, he loaded his 18-month old sister into the car and headed for their grandparents in Valdres, about 60 kilometres away, local police said.
He drove more than 10 kilometres before he veered off the road. A snowplow driver found him and alerted the police.
Shazam! and Wow! Fortunately everyone was fine. Here’s the source.