It’s probably not a good sign when a prison is showing a movie before it’s released to DVD. As reported by the Northeast Ohio Media Group via cleveland.com: The Lorain County Correctional Institution acknowledged Friday that pirated movies are being shown to prisoners there, even as inmates serve time for…
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Worst Burglary Ever?
This has to be one of the worst attempted burglaries of all time. It’s kind of like three guys running from their own shadows. As reported by khou.com: The suspects were among three men who walked into a Katz’s Boutique in the 9800 block of the North Freeway on April…
You Mess With This Neighbor? Pain!
It’s safe to say these folks won’t be going to each other’s house for dinner any time soon. As reported by The Daytona Beach News-Journal: A brawl between two families in Oak Hill on Sunday night included punching, scratching and a pit bull named Ellie May and her master both…
Tased 30+ Times And Cuffed, And Sedated. And That Wasn’t Enough …
If you are wondering how someone could withstand and do all of those things, you’re in good company. The judge was also puzzled. As reported by The Herald Mail (Hagerstown, MD): A Hagerstown man who broke a set of steel handcuffs and was shocked with stun guns 30 or more…
One-Woman Show In Middle Of Street Leads To Latest Arrest
The Juice is scratching is head, wondering how he missed this story… It’s a virtual certainly that if the residents of this neighborhood could get rid of one person, it would be Jackie Shields. Why her? Well, as reported by The Gloucestershire Echo: Only a week after [Ms. Shields] was banned…
Don’t Tell This Gent “It’s Just A Parking Spot.”
“It’s just a parking spot. Fuhgeddaboutit.” Unfortunately for a gent who was just sitting in his car, another gent really, really wanted his spot. We know this because, per the police blotter at brooklynpaper.com: 90th Precinct – Southside–Williamsburg The victim told police he was sitting in his ride between Berry…
Drinking Just Got A Little Easier For New Zealanders Under 18
The Juice does not have a problem with parents letting an older teenager have a drink in their own home. But this New Zealand law goes way, way beyond that, and extends outside of the home. In fact, it’s not clear what the outer limits are. As reported by The…
Hey Lady, 911 Is Not An Escort Service
Perhaps this woman considered the reason for her call to be an emergency. It wasn’t. As reported by nbc-2.com (Florida): Police say the initial 911 call happened just after 6 p.m., when Maria Montenez-Colon complained that she wanted her Corvette back. When the officer arrived at the Almar Drive home,…
Adultery May Not Be Taken Seriously In Many Places, But In Kuwait …
If France is on one end of the spectrum, Kuwait is at or near the other end when it comes to adultery. As reported by The Arab Times: The Criminal Court sentenced a Kuwaiti man and a female compatriot to two years in jail with hard labor and immediate execution…
You Won’t Believe The Vehicle This Dude Stole
This was a joy ride for the ages. As reported by The Orlando Sentinel: Jose Quinones was bored and high. So the 19-year-old Orlando man decided to spice up his mundane life Wednesday in a wild way: a joy ride in a 5-ton Humvee. Quinones, deputies say, climbed a 7-foot…