Unfortunately, The Juice is not referring to the kind of cavity you get in your teeth. It’s a cavity you might use to try to smuggle drugs – in this case A LOT of drugs! As reported by The Jamaica Online Star: The court was told that on October 17,…
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Buy My Plasma, Please?
They wouldn’t buy this woman’s plasma the other day. And based on what she did after being rejected, she’ll be peddling her plasma elsewhere in the future. As reported by news4jax.com: A woman is in the hospital but she soon could be heading to jail after she intentionally drove her…
Well, It Is Called “Sonic Drive-In”
Before you go getting up in this poor woman’s grill, take note that it is called a “drive-in”. And that’s just what she did. This is actually more common than you would think. The Juice had a case recently involving a woman who did the exact same thing, but she…
Road Rage, Delegated To Passenger
Simmer down there fellas. Or put some gloves on and hit a punching bag. But don’t do this! As reported by Per The Hamilton Spectator [Ontario]: According to police, a man was driving his car on Mud St. W Friday when the passenger in a truck driving by in the…
Man, This Food Is Addictive!
Indeed, making his food addictive was the goal of a Chinese restauranteur. As reported by The South China Morning Post: A noodle shop owner was detained after he was discovered to have been adding parts of a poppy plant – from which opium is made – to food so that…
Some Seriously Misdirected Anger
Here’s the question The Juice has for the perp: WTF? As reported by The Herald (Rock Hill, South Carolina): [According to Rock Hill police], a 44-year-old man texted [Julie] Baker [31] to break up with her this weekend. She then went to his room at Piedmont Medical Center and began…
The Walmart Effect?
Why do so many weird things happen in or around Walmart? Probably because they’ve taken over, and people spend so much time there. Any way, this gent won’t be welcomed in Walmart, or anywhere else, for a spell. As reported by The Herald-Tribune: A North Port retiree was jailed Wednesday…
Location, Location, Location – No, Not Real Estate … Tweeting
Everyone has heard the old saying about real estate – location, location, location. If you didn’t think that this applies to tweeting, you will now. As reported by The Arab Times: The Misdemeanor Court sentenced a Twitter user to two months in prison with hard labor and temporary compensation for…
How Do You Make A Shoplifting Charge Worse? Here’s One Way.
While you were trying to shoplift, the loss prevention officer was just doing his job, which sometimes, well, really bites. As reported by The New Hampshire Union Leader: A city woman is facing a felony charge because she bit a loss prevention officer at Macy’s who caught her shoplifting items…
This Is Not Your Typical “Victim Of Crime Helps Catch Perp” Story.
You wouldn’t be surprised to hear that the victim of a crime assisted in the apprehension of the perp, would you? But what if the victim was … a reptile? As reported by 7online.com (WABC): The incident happened around 7 p.m. Monday on Jericho Turnpike in New Hyde Park. The…