Normally when a woman finds her husband appetizing, that would be a good thing, right? Not this time! Per The Palm Beach Post: City police say a woman poured barbecue sauce on her husband and went after him with a knife in each hand Tuesday, according to an arrest report…
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Like Your Ex Had No Say?
Why do ex-lovers so often go after their replacements? How does the ex escape blame? As reported by The Times and Democrat (Orangeburg, South Carolina) Police are looking for a woman accused of breaking out a window in a car owned by her ex-boyfriend’s lover, according to a report. A…
A Police Officer Brandishing A Gun Over A Redbox Line?
Seriously, it’s a dispute over one spot in a line, and you’re going to brandish a gun? You’re a cop! As reported at fusion.net: A 911 recording has captured a Tennessee sergeant losing it over a RedBox movie rental. In the call, obtained by the Knoxville News Sentinel, Sgt. Paul…
Exactly Where Were Those Drugs?
Regular Juice readers would not be surprised to hear about someone hiding drugs in a body cavity. However, the circumstances of this perp’s secreting of the drugs are a bit unusual. As reported by northjersey.com; Borough police who stopped a man and his pregnant passenger on a minor motor-vehicle violation…
If You Snort That, You Won’t Get High …
Is it worse to burgle your family or strangers? That’s for you to decide. But this particular theft was particularly uncool (and gross) regardless. As reported by kmov.com (St. Louis, Missouri): The victim of a burglary says her father’s ashes were stolen and that two relatives and a third man…
When You Gotta Go … Find A Bathroom!
Nobody likes it when the moment passes. (If you don’t get this reference, you missed a hilarious Seinfeld episode.) Nevertheless, some discretion is called for, especially if you are in a federal building! As reported by journalstar.com: An Illinois man who used indoor potted plants as toilets was sent to…
A Most UnChristian-Like Conversion Attempt
Although The Juice has strong opinions, you are unlikely to meet anyone with the conviction of this Idahoan. Under these circumstances, this is not a good thing. As reported by ktvb.com A Boise woman is facing felony charges after police say she attacked a Jewish acquaintance, stomping on the woman’s…
They’re Probably Still Not Sure What To Charge This Driver With
It’s very common for the law to have to catch up with technology. But what if the crime is something you just wouldn’t consider? This is such a case, as reported by The Chicago Tribune. Jamarcus Applewhite was nearly finished with an eight-hour day hauling cars to Wisconsin early Thursday…
Um, That Will NOT Get You Into The Mile High Club. You’ll Have To Come Up With Another Name For Your Club.
Hey, just like homeowners associations, all clubs have rules. The Mile High Club is no exception, and this mischievousness doesn’t cut the mustard. As reported by The Prince George Citizen (Halifax, Nova Scotia): A flight attendant told the trial of a woman accused of committing an indecent act on a…
Those Clothes You Put In The Washer? Yeah, They’re Not Clean
If you wash your clothes in a laundromat, you might not want to read this. You have been warned. As reported by wcax.com: Waterbury police say the teenager who urinated in a washing machine has turned himself in. Police released surveillance video Monday showing the suspect standing on a chair and…