Why on earth would it matter if a chicken is a “beast” or not? Well, it mattered a great deal to a man in Indiana who was charged with sodomizing a “beast.” Or, as set forth in the opinion: [Mr. Murray], without benefit of counsel, entered a plea of guilty…
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You Can’t Bust A Guy For The Tooth Bit, But …
Your home is your castle, right? And your garage too? Not always, as this Florida man found out. As reported by tcpalm.com: Port St. Lucie police on Sunday went to Francisco Rojas’ home after his wife told 911 dispatchers her 49-year-old husband was “drunk and in the garage trying to…
About That Chinese Cooking Oil You Just Bought …
That Chinese cooking oil you brought is probably fine. It’s probably not the product of a certain illegal operation, as reported by chinadaily.com: Chinese police have arrested 32 suspects for producing and selling illegal cooking oil in a cross-province crackdown, the Ministry of Public Security said in a statement Tuesday.…
Not Your Average Stripper
Nobody can argue that times are not tough. Some people might argue, though, that this is not the best way to go about getting money. As reported by wesh.com: It’s not normally a problem when a disrobed woman asks customers for money at a strip club. But it is when…
Today’s Installment Of “Judge The Judge”
Judges can do many things to end up facing discipline. They can skip out on work too much. They can treat parties poorly. They can disrespect lawyers who appear before them. Or, as a Pennsylvania disciplinary court found regarding Allentown District Judge Maryesther Merlo, all of the above, per The…
Police Bust Samurai Sword-Wielding, Cocoa Puff-Loving Man
If everyone just went about their business, we’d all be better off. But the cops would sure be bored. No worries about being bored for some cops in Indiana, as reported by The Chicago Tribune: The still-unidentified man was discovered wandering along the [Interstate 65] just south of U.S. Highway…
Are Those Ribs In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy …
It’s not uncommon for people to try to shoplift by putting items down their pants. But an entire rack of ribs? Twice? Truth, as reported by The Sentinel (Pennsylvania). After going three months without getting in trouble, a Carlisle man was back in police custody Sunday afternoon after trying to…
A Simple Way To Beat A Court-Ordered Ankle Monitor
If you find yourself at home with a court-ordered ankle monitor on, you might think you really can’t leave the house undetected. This would be true for most people, but not Mr. Christopher Lowcock. For Mr. Lowcock, beating the ankle monitor was a breeze. How so? Here’s how, per The…
Mopping Naked?
There’s probably a perfectly logical explanation for this man’s behavior. Or not. As reported by The Gainesville Sun: A man wearing a long sleeved shirt and nothing else while carrying a mop and bucket Wednesday was arrested for exposing himself. The man told police he was trying to water plants…
YOU Fake Cancer, And Your Harassing HER?
To say that this Pennsylvania woman showed no remorse after faking cancer to make a buck would be an understatement. She’s actually irate with one of the people she conned! As reported by The Delaware County Daily Times: A former Pottstown woman who served jail time for lying about having…