When you get some bad news, how do you react? Probably not like this young man in Fresno did. As reported by The Fresno Bee: A Fresno Pacific University basketball player went on a naked rampage Monday night near campus after being told that he had been kicked off the…
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How Drunk Was She?
Let’s just say that this is not a crime women usually get busted for. Men? All the time. But, as with most things, women are usually more discreet. Not this time. As reported by wdrb.com (Louisville, Kentucky): It happened around 2:30 a.m. in the 900 block of Baxter Avenue. According…
This Is Just Really, Really Disgusting
You’ve had a bad banking experience. We all have. Call him crazy, but The Juice is guessing this is not how you dealt with it. As reported by wftv.com: A customer at a bank in Palm Coast got a unpleasant surprise this morning at the bank’s drive-through. This is truly…
Oh My God! You Killed … My Bird!
Since this is life, not South Park, this bird will not be back (unlike Kenny). And his passing did not sit well with the owner. Let’s just say he was fired up. As reported by The St. Petersburg Times: A man angry that his roommate’s dog ate his bird retaliated…
A Strange Reaction To Good News From The Vet
If you’re a dog person, and your dog is sick, you’re going to be upset. But what if the vet tells you that your dog is fine? This story from The Hamilton Spectator (Ontario) illustrates that sometimes, hell oftentimes, things don’t make sense. Police say the two downtown Hamilton residents…
You Don’t Find Kohl’s exciting?
Truth be told, The Juice isn’t a Kohl’s guy either. But some people get really excited about shopping there … A man from Oconomowoc, accused of fondling himself in a department store, was charged Monday with one count of Lewd and Lascivious Behavior. According to the criminal complaint, Daniel Wagner,…
How Does A Cornered Two-Timer React?
What do you do when your live-in girlfriend comes home early, and your Craigslist date arrives at the door? Perhaps it shouldn’t be all that surprising that a two-timer, when caught in a situation like this, wouldn’t just come clean. As reported by The Gazette (Colorado Springs): Five Colorado Spring…
Pants On Fire
Do you think you would wake up while someone was setting your pants on fire? This gent didn’t. As reported by nj.com: A 47-year-old Trenton man suffered burns to his leg when his pants were set on fire last night after he fell asleep on the front porch of his…
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Not Exactly Crack Shots
The Route 66 Kitchen in Toledo is apparently the place to be … if you like out-of-control gunfights. Check out the security video below. Incredibly with all those people shooting at each other (police believe at least 20 shots were fired), nobody was hurt!