Clearly this lady is not cut out to be a school bus driver. Why? Well, as reported by The Herald-Tribune (Sarasota, Florida) … A school bus driver has been fired for defecating on school grounds and encouraging a student to drop his pants and “moon” other students through the bus…
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Scorned Men Have Fury Too
The Juice has learned that William Congreve is the source of this oft-quoted passage: Heav’n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn’d, Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn’d. Suffice it to say that Mr. Congreve had not met a man such as this fellow: An inebriated man…
Talk About Adding Insult To Injury
Not sure how The Juice missed this one last week. One thing’s for sure – this gent wishes he’d missed. Yes, that’s cryptic. Here’s some clarification, as reported by NewsOn6.Com? Police were called to Southwest Medical Center on Saturday, July 14, after a man came into the emergency room with…
You Assaulted A Police Horse?
Who doesn’t like horses? You can start with this Nebraska lady, at least when it comes to police horses. As reported by omaha.com: Three police officers and a horse were needed to take a 20-year-old Omaha woman into custody early Sunday in the Old Market after she intervened in a…
Not What They Teach In Law School About The Attorney-Client Relationship
What could possibly have been going through this attorney’s mind in the lead-up to this bizarre, just plain gross in a really weird way, action? As reported by HawaiiNewsNow: A Kauai attorney was convicted of harassment Thursday after being accused of licking his client’s ear at his office last year.…
How Drunk Was She?
Okay, so you’re boyfriend won’t let you drive his car. Good decision, since you were drunk. So then you decide to “borrow” his brother’s car. Want to guess what his brother does for a living? As reported by The Northwest Florida Daily News: A 26-year-old woman was arrested Wednesday night…
A Totally Uncool Akron, Ohio Law
Let’s say you are in Akron, Ohio, you’re gay, and you see someone you’re interested in, who you think is interested in you. Well, you better be sure. Why? Check out this Akron ordinance: 133.04 – Importuning … B. No person shall solicit a person of the same sex to…
You Know When People Fire Celebratory Shots In The Air?
You do know that when you fire a bullet in the air, it will land somewhere, right? One man in particular is keenly aware of this. As reported by the Pinellas County (Florida) Sheriff’s Office: According to reports, [Richard John] Smeraldo, his wife and friends were watching the fireworks display…
Dude’s Lucky He Only Lost A Fingertip
You treat any woman like this, let alone a pregnant one, you ought’a lose more than your fingertip. As reported by the Hillsborough County (Florida) Sheriff’s Office: On July 2, 2012 at approximately 5:50 p.m. at 14519 Hensel Lane, Apt. 118 the defendant and victim got into a verbal argument…
The Most Disgusting CVS Returns Ever?
Warning: this is truly disgusting. If you try and think of a product you could buy at CVS, and then return, that would be really, really disgusting, you would NOT think of this. As reported by the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office: Investigation revealed the individual was frequenting the CVS since March…